by Dickchewer69 December 16, 2019
Get the Patrick Shwavymug. by Verry bad person December 16, 2019
Get the Patrick Shwavymug. the weird guy from across the hall you thought would be normal but is actually a texan and tells you about his sex life unsolicited. lowkey alcoholic and dependent on weed. claims he is a player but really gets hung up on a girl as soon as she sleeps with him.
damn, you're acting like such a patrick right now.
trust me, you don't need another patrick after the last one.
trust me, you don't need another patrick after the last one.
by user12321443411145535422321678 February 14, 2022
Get the patrickmug. i am a rich billionaire and a big time CEO and i owe all of this to schooling in St Patrick’s School
by Mark Minjoot August 22, 2021
Get the St Patrick’s Schoolmug. by Ganglygreen December 17, 2019
Get the patrick shwavymug. by smoothmooves December 16, 2019
Get the Patrick Shwavymug. Patrick is the definition of a perfect friend. They are the cutest people you will ever meet and always funny and kind. Patrick has the most gorgeous eyes and eyelashes known to earth, I mean everyone should be envious. Patrick is shy at first when meeting him but after getting to know him, he's the sweetest guy. Patrick's have the most adorable laugh and smile. Their smiles could light up a whole room.
Boy 1 (lets call him Indiana): I wish I was like him
Girl 1 (Let's call her Ella): I mean duh, he's a Patrick
Girl 1 (Let's call her Ella): I mean duh, he's a Patrick
by @nonymous_;) December 6, 2021
Get the Patrickmug.