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Milf

oh my god that frog is so cute MILF
by G1n3vra W3asl3y September 20, 2022
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milf card

A tiktok trend meaning that they will give whoever a free pass to be with a milf
I got Lynsey pregnant she gave me a milf card!
by pussy ass hoe <3 April 26, 2021
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Penis Milf

A penis milf; When she is a huge ass milf for long shlong penises. (is also used as an exclamation of excitement)
by _xXSHAWTYPENISMILFXx_ March 19, 2021
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MILF

Acronym for Mom I'd Like to Fuck
We all know this. It was originally used by teenaged boys to refer to the mothers of other teenagers. Can be used to refer to any woman around the age range of your own mother whom you find so attractive that you want to have sex with them.
BUT- should NOT be used to refer to young mothers with babies. OF COURSE young fertile women are attractive to men. That's a basic human reproductive instinct. Or in other words, it's just coveting your neighbor's wife. The idea is not that they have born children, it is that they are old enough to be your mother
Guy 1: Is that your mom?! Damn, dude, she's a total MILF!
Guy 2: Don't even talk about my mom like that!
by Neko_no_Morihime April 25, 2024
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milf day

omg it's milf day
by ilovemilffs123 April 8, 2021
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MILF May

A month where boys are only able to have sex with MILFS.
yo bro! u ready for MILF May?
by KarolineVangErTilDværge November 21, 2018
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MILF

man id like to fuck

chief keef, greatest musical artist of all time, biggest schlong ever imagined
by Colorblindsquid November 13, 2022
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