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Porcupine Milf

Porcupine Milf is a woman over 50, who goes to bars to get drunk and laid.
Jennifer is a Porcupine Milf, if she had as many pricks sticking out of her, as she's had in her, she would be a Porcupine.
by RealHeartBroken April 16, 2024
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Milf Dud

Her mom is smoking hot but she is a Milf Dud.
by It’s.just.TDB April 19, 2024
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MILF

Acronym for Mom I'd Like to Fuck
We all know this. It was originally used by teenaged boys to refer to the mothers of other teenagers. Can be used to refer to any woman around the age range of your own mother whom you find so attractive that you want to have sex with them.
BUT- should NOT be used to refer to young mothers with babies. OF COURSE young fertile women are attractive to men. That's a basic human reproductive instinct. Or in other words, it's just coveting your neighbor's wife. The idea is not that they have born children, it is that they are old enough to be your mother
Guy 1: Is that your mom?! Damn, dude, she's a total MILF!
Guy 2: Don't even talk about my mom like that!
by Neko_no_Morihime April 25, 2024
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milf

have u seen jess shes a milf
by chodeinmyass69420 November 25, 2021
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milf

did you see Laurens mom she's a Milf
by Ur_Mom_Eats_Pussy1723 November 30, 2021
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Milf

An older lady that is very sweet
she is such a milf
by anonymousasfrick December 2, 2021
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milf sucking

when you suck on a milf's clit to make her cum.
person 1: she tasted good when I was milf sucking her.

person 2: that's rad bro
by lazerkitten3 December 2, 2021
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