Cuck Monster

The act of letting any man bang your old lady and you collect all the cum with your mouth.

Carl Kluge is such a fuckin cuck monster

by Ravish12 December 9, 2017

Panty Monster

A popular pet name from a girlfriend's tuna cave.

Boy: Hey, do you want to play Wild Ones?
Girl: The panty monster is hungry.

by Manbazooka April 30, 2010

bog monster

-A bog monster is a hidious creature from the bog, that reaks like shit, and has a bog eye.
-You can also call taking a dump, having a bog monster, because it smells like a bog monster.

-I just released a bog monster in the bathroom, you might want to wait a few minutes before going in there.
-That bog eyed monster smells like the dump john just took.

by Al Gettin' Stacks July 7, 2011

sus monster

a guy who rizzes a girl in a really odd, awkward and irregular way; an awkward and spooky charecter; creature like person

My friends lover is such a sus monster.

by papapoopiesmurf10 November 20, 2022

Monster Rip

When someone takes a rip (in particular reference to marijuana) that is too much for them. Resulting in choking and or coughing a lung out.

wow that was a monster rip bro

by Sh-hey April 13, 2021

toast monster

Is somebody who scrounges toast from other people.

E.G Lloydibus stole my toast the toast monster!

by anon576 December 2, 2013

Suck-monster

An awful creature, who ruins and sucks the fun out of every aspect of life, like a parasite. It is unable to live without clinging onto a person of it's choice, usually making that person's life a living hell.

Otherwise known as a "Simone".

Friend 1: Omg, the suck-monster won't leave me alone!!!

Friend 2: AHAHAHAHHAA! Suckah. It was me yesterday.

by Nutritionfacts July 27, 2009