by SnuffWinner August 8, 2025

by Thatoneunclewhodhumpscheesewiz June 23, 2019

by megow April 21, 2011

A state of being achieved only after snorting inhuman amounts of cocaine (also known as "banging seven gram rocks"), starring in a gut-churningly horrible television show for several years, and then completely losing your mind because it "fires in a way that is not from this particular terrestrial realm".
Side effects include erratic behaviour and having tiger's blood.
Side effects include erratic behaviour and having tiger's blood.
Interviewer: Some are saying that you're bi-polar.
Bi-Winner: Wow, what does that mean?
(awkward pause)
Interviewer: I guess that you're on two ends of the spectrum.
Bi-Winner: Wow, and then what? What's the cure? Medicine? Make me like them? Not gonna happen. I'm bi-winning; I win here, I win there, now what?
Bi-Winner: Wow, what does that mean?
(awkward pause)
Interviewer: I guess that you're on two ends of the spectrum.
Bi-Winner: Wow, and then what? What's the cure? Medicine? Make me like them? Not gonna happen. I'm bi-winning; I win here, I win there, now what?
by MartinSheen March 22, 2011

by smokincodank March 22, 2011

You: Mom I won the lottery!
Mom: We can finally move out of this apartment!
Dad:*Walks into the room* Hey son I'm back with the milk!
You and mom: WTF!?!?!
winning the lottery: dad comes back with milk
Mom: We can finally move out of this apartment!
Dad:*Walks into the room* Hey son I'm back with the milk!
You and mom: WTF!?!?!
winning the lottery: dad comes back with milk
by iburneddown21orphaneges December 28, 2022
