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Windoze

by ChibiTaryn August 1, 2003
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Windows Vista

Clearly the best operating system that has ever been programmed up to date. I only wish we all could give more money, hugs, and kisses to all the wonderful people out there that have developed this majestic operating system. It is extremely easy to use, we have added more exciting features to improve your computer using experience and we know you will love it. Throw your MacBook in the dumpster, and get Windows Vista now.
Omg look at this beauty! THis must be a windows vista!

omg after looking at a windows vista I realized the meaning of life!
by BarryAllenTheFlash February 19, 2017
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Fuck Windows

What you yell out when your computer is acting like a complete piece of shit and you are just sick and tired of it.
Fuck Windows! I'm gonna go get a Mac!
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Widow’s Fire

The burning desire for sex following bereavement of a spouse or partner
I tried to concentrate on what he was saying, but my widow’s fire was burning, and all I could think about was shagging his brains out
by Horny widow December 9, 2019
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Windows ME

It crashes.
A lot.
Especially when SHITLOADED with FREE programs provided by Dell!
*error beep*
Wtf, where's the error dialogue box?
*blue screen*
Hmmm...I can't press anything.
*blue screen*
Hmmm...I can't press ctrl+alt+del either.
*blue screen*
Hmmm...The restart button doesn't do anything...
*harddrive dies*
by Krill December 30, 2003
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White Widow

A type of marijuana. This marijuana gets it's name from the form it is in before sold. THC crystals cover the marijuana, therefore turning it white. Because of the concentrated THC, the marijuana is more potent and therefore more expensive than regs or mids.
1. "I paid over $40 for a gram of White Widow, but it was worth it...Shit got me fucked up."
by Jessica January 14, 2005
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Windows 2007

What dumbasses who don't realize what fucking year it is call Windows 7.
So does this computer come with Windows 2007.
It's 2009... *sigh*
by PCHO February 18, 2010
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