sleep with shoes on

when you are so tired that you forget what you were doing at that time.

Man: wow i was so tired last night that i might have sleep with shoes on.

by walt45 April 2, 2011

Nuke with Salted Earth

The act of blocking and deleting a person from social media, phone and everything else given with an explanation of why a relationship will never work; forever destroying the possibility of ever meeting again. Much more polite and complete than ghosting. A relationship nuked is utterly destroyed and forever gone.

I found out she does meth so I had to nuke with Salted Earth our relationship.

by Liberation Theology August 21, 2019

I don't disagree with you

Essentially means, "I hear what you're saying, but I still think you're full of shit."

One agrees to the other's comment, but not really, in a passive-aggressive way.

Often used in the work environment to piss off co-workers.

Perky Employee: I think we should get a work group together to determine how to build company spirit. I really think it would build morale.

Co-Worker: I don't disagree with you, but I think comp-days would work better.

by hatebigcorp November 18, 2009

i love you with every fiber in my body

It means this girl/boy really truly loves you with every thing in them down to the last atom and molecule. Most people who say it are truly in love.

"I love you with every fiber in my body"

I loved him with every fiber in my body

by XxDefintion_MasterXx August 10, 2017

clap with no hands

The act of slapping your ass cheeks together and making a clapping noise

Can you make it clap with no hands for me?

by Fart face 101 December 3, 2016

bear with

Used to avert and prevent others from speaking when receiving and reading an SMS. Usually to remain in focus! Made popular by the British sitcom Miranda.

Used when in a conversation with a group of people receiving and reading an SMS.
"Bear with, bear with, bear with..."

by joachimt December 14, 2011

pushing diarrhoea uphill with a rake

Trying to do the near impossible due to having or being given the wrong tools or insufficiency of time.
Usually preceded by "like pushing...".
The refusal of management to see the blindingly obvious despite it being pointed out and insisting upon something inappropriate.

A:"Can you get this new program to print?".
B:"No, I've told the service centre every day this week but they still say it's ok; dealing with them is like pushing diarrhoea uphill with a rake".

by MoLincs September 20, 2009