under the kumquat

A person of low intelligence; stupid

"No, you're wrong. Christ, you really are under the kumquat."

by Arcturus Kirwin September 21, 2006

Underbabe

A girl, under the age of consent, who is extraordinarily good looking.

Brian: Those girls are hott
Rick: Ya but they look like they're still in high school
Brian: Total underbabes

by Sinful Godfearing Drunk April 30, 2011

Underaggeration

The opposite of "over exaggerate".

To claim something is a lot less/smaller than it really is.

Can also be used in the forms "Underaggerating" and "Underaggerate"

Kathryn: How much do you get paid?

Darren: GYFNO

Kathryn: Come on, tell me. You know I'll find out anyway.

Darren: If you must know, $70,000 per year

Kathryn: That's the worst case of underaggeration I've ever heard!

by The Noam Gnome August 27, 2011

under over

When a female/male fondles both the testicles and penis while passionately sticking her face between the gentile . Under the penis over the testicles.

This bitch gave me an under over last night.

by raptor1 November 6, 2014

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea

Spongebob squarepants

Sapphire: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

Jayden: Nobody cares

by EarthlingGod1729 March 18, 2022

Under the bleachers

When someone is gone sick from school often/for a long period of time, and you don't know what happened to them. Under the bleachers means it is possible that they have bird flu, are in a spinal halo, and are taped under the high school football bleachers. You just don't know.

"Where's Johnny today? He was supposed to give me his phone number."
"He's been gone for a few days, he must be under the bleachers"

by Betty Stardust November 11, 2005

Land Down Under

1. Australia

2. Crotch or Genitalia

1. I come from a land down under.

2. Can I touch your land down under?

by FuckingFuckFuck August 19, 2017