Twitter stan

Possibly the best people you’ll ever meet. The fun, joking, taking no offense to harmless jokes, funny kind of people on the internet. Twitter is where they are all the time and they never grow tired of it

Hannah: I hear that Lia is a Twitter stan

Kelly: she is. Those are the best people ever online

by Leah69 June 8, 2018

twittergangle

someone that likes to go grave robbing and likes the necro arts. They like to fuck dead bodies.

Guess what? i saw Randy last night and he really is a twittergangle.

by Rimbo Din Din August 6, 2007

twitter-text

1. Sending what would be a twitter in the form of a text message.

2. Sending irrelevant texts for no apparent reason.

Rita: Just left the gym
Juan: Great...Why do I care?

Rita: Just thought I'd tell ya
Juan: Fantastic. I appreciate the twitter-text.

by J. Vinnie Cologne February 5, 2010

Twittergeddon

Describes the biggest FAIL Whale display in twitter history on June 09, 2010 when the twitter website went down worldwide for so long that survivors now qualify for disability pensions.

"I barely survived twittergeddon, but I am afraid I will never see a whale the same way again..."

"I was in this conference with thousands of people happily twitting away their experience when Twittergeddon fell upon us. You could see the despair in people's faces, it was horrible!"

by OnCloudOne June 11, 2010

twitter

A short skinny stick with a feather a the end of it. Used for womans/mens pleasure. Made to tickle the insides.

''Hey babe do you bring the twitter i want a laugh.''

''I couldnt go all the way with the twitter because i kept laughing."

by Neonick12 December 29, 2010

Twitter Twit

1)ALWAYS USING TWITTER!They are addicted to it.They make every excuse to get on Twitter and follow Justin Bieber or some other annoying teen star.
2)That bitch who always reports your account because apparently it is HER definition of inappropriate.

1) Joe:Uhm,mom,I need to get home.
Mom:And why is that Joey?
Joe:I have.....gastrointestinal pain.*IN HEAD*:Twitter time baby!
Mom:Fine.Go home.*IN HEAD*:Those DAMNED social networking sites,turning my child into a Twitter Twit.

2)Skye:OMFG!That Twitter Twit reported me!
Huntr:Hate to rain on your parade,but...it was probably because of that TwitPic of your boobs.

by Stuck On Candy Mountain June 24, 2011

Twitter

The body part between the females twat and shitter

I went down on Subo last night and I swear tae fuck a got ma teeth stuck in the tuft a hair protruding out her sweaty twitter!

by FuckinNawMateDeffosNoAGrass December 24, 2016