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Tossed My Sketti

Ya man, good ole bertha tossed my sketti last night, good thing I took a shower first.
by Greenman2000 September 16, 2021
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Tossing the Spark Plug

Giving someone a task only to sabotage their ability to complete it while still expecting them to like asking someone to drive you somewhere but you've already removed and discarded their spark plugs.
"How are we supposed to keep inventory with software that's incomplete?" "We're not. Management has been tossing the spark plug"
by Trevor Wolfe July 8, 2019
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Tossing the pizza

It's when a Italian man rides you and spins counterclockwise
Hey Mark I just tossing the pizza with your boy Luigi in the gym locker room earlier.
by Sal the dryer washer October 6, 2025
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laptop tossing party

A laptop tossing party refers to the act of at least two people playing catch with at least 2 laptops. While 2 laptops and 2 tossers is the minimum requirement for the event, the event is much more pleasurable with both a greater number of laptops and people.

In order to calculate pleasure derived from a laptop tossing party you will have the variables P = pleasure, L = number of laptops, and U = People.

P = (L^0.31) * (U^0.1281)
Codile: Hey man! You hitting up that Laptop Tossing Party tonight?

Possibly: I don't know man. That last Laptop Tossing Party I attended James was being a real dick.

Codile: So true! Perhaps next weekend then.
by Treeveiasrja December 9, 2020
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Just Toss The Boss

(1)Replacing a incompetent leader
(2)Firing upper management
120th North Avenue is getting a low rating of 3.5 out of 5 because they have failed just toss the boss and replace them with much more competent management
by EmJayee November 8, 2018
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Hand Tossed Tuna Salad

Female counterpart to a rusty trombone whereas a female receives a rim job and gets fingered at the same time by the same person.
Somehow I ended up giving her a hand tossed tuna salad when I was trying to get a rusty trombone.
by Giblet Biscuit April 30, 2019
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toss

Someone who tosses him/herself in front you - particularly to draw your attention and tease you
Jeez, she just tossed herself in front of that dude!
by anewman15 October 4, 2020
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