putt egg

A short, fat, out of shape middle-aged man who is still charming in a sense.

Your dad is such a putt egg.

by mrrunandhyde April 15, 2014

Eggs in the basket

When a guy puts his testicles in a girl's vagina.

Will talked Molly into doing eggs in the basket

by Dougie1156 August 27, 2016

pineapple eggs

WHY ARE YOU LOOKING UP "PINEAPPLE EGGS" THAT IS THE DUMBEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD OF!!!!!!!!!!!!

pineapple eggs is eggs with pineapples inside

by pineapple eggs November 29, 2016

egg beater

When a guy cums in a girls belly button, and the pours flour in it, mixes it, then let's it dry

George really wanted to fill the void in Wendy's stomach. So he made and egg beater to fill her belly button

by riseofshipley December 12, 2016

Slick Egg

A testicle that has been inserted into a wet vagina and then removed from said vagina, thus making it feel similar to a slick egg.

Dude 1: Bro, I slick egged my girlfriend last night!
Dude 2: Nice homie!

by Cheetahz December 23, 2016

Thunder Egg

A nug of weed that's been singed on the outside, but still has green on the inside.

Yo, don't dump that bowl! There's still a thunder egg or two in there!

by ';ljm';jm';j';j';k' October 17, 2015

hipster egg

more commonly known as a ruaidhri
drinks german, swedish beer and swears in braille.
is more commonly found playing black ops screamiong at the people who have killed him for being

annoying

that guys such a hipster egg, screaming at his tv like a child

by coontz March 30, 2016