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Wee in the Bits

To have a tiny penis
The girls said Ol’ Jimmy down the block was wee in the bits”
by Pseudo Sue 89 January 3, 2018
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The Coldfoot Bit

The bit of comedic relief received from the story that will be told of your usual debaucherous and/or adulterous escapade in Coldfoot, AK or other small work camps in isolated areas.
This entry will be discovered sometime and be added to the canon of The Coldfoot Bit, it's discovery will be recognized in a new entry entitled "Coldfoot Bit Discoverer."
The Coldfoot Bit is about the authentic absurdity of it all, 50 people keeping themselves voluntary in close quarters 500 miles from nowhere.

The Coldfoot Bit is a coping mechanism to stay self aware and check in with oneself that one is young and crazy or maybe actually going insane from camp life.
The Coldfoot Bit zeitgeist considers itself to be the best bit and therefore becomes a classic addition to the widespread meta-modern movement scholars are noticing, blaming such historical events such as 911 or the Covid-19 pandemic.
The Coldfoot Bit is not responsible for the personality, psychological or morality changes the do occur during camp life. The bit remains self-aware and collective to the point it is in accountable. Get back to civilization and discover your family and friends don't know you anymore? YOU made YOUR decision to contribute to "the bit" out of your own free will, or maybe your will with the help of some illicit substances.

In the end, the Coldfoot Bit is used by everyone like a bitch. Treat the bit kindly or the bit will spin around and bite your gonads off.
DON'T GET BIT BY THE BIT.
So at the bonfire the other day, so and so got drunk and shaved of all his hair off. So and So did it for The Coldfoot Bit.

So and so tried to jump the bonfire for the bit but landed in it, luckily she was ok.
by TheWolfsJaw August 13, 2025
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riff my bits

add to my jokes in the moment to make them funnier
Why didn't you riff my bits? Everyone laughed, but they would have died if you chimed in.
by scatrmind April 30, 2024
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a bit

a short amount of time, usually less than 30 mins
by dectom July 22, 2019
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Beard on tash with a little bit of mash

I assume derived from "chinny chin chin". To point out something said is a lie. A version of the saying for teenagers.

"Beard on tash with a little bit of mash" implies the lie is ludicrous. If less ludicrous you can use "Beard", "Beard on" or "Beard on tash".

All sayings must include a chin stroke.

Believe this comes from Portsmouth (Pompey) and surrounding areas of the South of UK.
Liar - "Alright mush, last night I smashed 20 birds"

Listener - "Beard on tash with a little bit of mash"
by Clatyn April 19, 2024
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Bit-digger

Person(s) trying to pursue a relationship to acquire or steal the others crypto-currency holdings.
That bit-digger hooked up with "so-and-so" just for their bitcoin HODL.
by Derbeed February 15, 2020
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fa-q bits

Sarah: date me please
Roxas: fa-q bits
by las-tedd62 December 29, 2020
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