The Tainted Rose

The Finest Pirate Crew in the Universe!

Missy: Would you like to join The Tainted Rose?

Hoots: Of course! Its the finest crew ever!

by CMDRHoots February 15, 2022

taint swaggler

a girl who rubs on your taint while you're having sex with her.

she's pretty good in bed, for a taint swaggler.

or in past tense...

that horny chick swaggled my taint lastnight.

by mr. z800 July 08, 2011

Taint Noogie

This maneuver is when you perform what would be a regular noogie but with a twist. You bend over the recipient and begin to noogie their taint.

Friend 1:
Why the donut pillow?

Friend 2:
I got a top notch taint Noogie two weeks ago and still feel it."

by Noremac1981 June 03, 2022

taint jolt

When going at your woman so fast and hard , you slip out and stab her in the taint...

Babe: I'm sorry for slamming my cock into your taint.. Are you ok? Can you go some more? I promise Not to taint jolt you again

by sc121800 November 28, 2014

Grip taint

An archaic way to describe the vagina.

Damn baby that grip taint damn near ripped my dick off.

by FLAVORDOS January 25, 2023

tainted tato

When a nether region smells of musky taint water, smegma, and crusty day old poop, aka willnots, rehydrated with the droplets of a large piss.

Man, I felt so bad for her. I took a piss then she pulled down my pants and I had such a tainted tato.

by Scallyway888 April 13, 2024

Taint-a-Lade

Only real motherfuckers know; a combination of tea lemonade and blue gatorade. has to come out looking like swamp water that derived from your taint. - NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH PERIOD-ADE!

Aye Coopdawg pass me the motha fuckin taint-a-lade

by poopsiclesandcream March 22, 2024