slit a bitches throat

An exclamatory statement that sounds threatening in nature but actually admits one’s deep remorse for their choices that lead up to the current negatives they are facing as a result. It’s taught as a step down statement, meaning that it allows for one to aggressively state something while effectuating an apology with its underlying meaning. It was discontinued from use in familial therapy sessions due to its regular use in inappropriate situations.

Parent: You didn’t finish your chores and you stole from the offering plate at church. You’re grounded for a month.

Teenage child: grrr! I’d slit a bitches throat!

Parent: Have a good night, son. We will talk in the morning, I love you.

by StudeeParteeRepeet December 31, 2023

Deep-throat Dick December

Following no nut November since the female population were unable to get action due to the males being committed to not nutting. Deep throat dick December is the time where females have to deep throat a dick at least once a week for every week of December. Failure to do so will lead to disqualification.

Girl 1: omg it’s December tomorrow you know what that means

Girl 2: omg yes it’s time for deep-throat dick december I'm so ready thank fuck.

by HairyToesBillyJoes November 4, 2019

Razor Throat

A sickness of a very painful sore throat

“ Dude i feel like i have f****** razor throat rn”

by Backpackkis September 8, 2025

Tibetan Throat Song

When you hum while giving a blowjob

"She sings a real good Tibetan Throat Song if you know what I mean"

by queenlehane November 13, 2022

Thot throat

Created by Kiara meaning
1. Amazing at oral sex
2. Someone who talks too much.

Shut up thot throat! I can't hear the teacher!!

by quick phrases June 16, 2014

Throat Cooler

When someone puts a combination of honey and throat numbing spray on his dick before getting head in an attempt to help someone with a sore throat feel better while still getting head.

She said she had a sore throat so I didn't want to get sick but I gave her a throat cooler to help her feel better.

by tacokingtruckfcker March 24, 2025

Throat Stalled

Your woman and you in bathroom stall, she sits on seat (paper cover if need be, lol) then you put it in her throat !

She begged me to throat stalled her and give her an excellent vanilla milkshake...

by Cheese N Cecil January 31, 2025