Yelling at the Eggs

Pointless, futile, fruitless; An exercise in futility; exerting useless effort; a contemporary update of "pissing in the wind."

i.e, standing in front of a microwave oven, screaming "Hurry up!!"

Etymology: the October 2009 declaration of CDC Director Thomas Frieden, regarding the slow growth and rollout of H1N1 vaccines which are incubated in eggs: "Even if you yell at the vaccine strains, they don't grow faster."

The Board of Directors has already made up its mind. You can go in there if you want to present your side, but I'm telling you, you'll just be 'yelling at the eggs' if you do.

by Professor Al October 26, 2009

Glitter Egg

When a stripper farts out a glitter bomb after anal

After 3 years of pursuing Candy, I took her home and fucked her butt and she laid a glitter egg

by archery60x March 14, 2022

Italian egg

An egg from Italy

Steph is being an Italian egg

by Eggieeees December 3, 2019

EGG NUGGET

YUMMMMMMM.......

Gimme da egg nugget

by LC_BEAST September 12, 2018

Turtle Egg

Also pronounced “Turdle Egg”. After you have had a turtle poking its head out and you take a raging dump, sometimes your left with a lil nugget of poo up your bum that you poop out later. Thats the turdle egg...

Daniel was getting light headed because he had a turtle poking its head out. After dropping the kids off at the pool he realized that the turdle had laid an egg which ended up having a piece of corn in it so HE WINS!!!

Turtle Egg! Fo Evah!

by Schmendt February 24, 2018

Egg-Man

The manliest of all man, all of his protein intake comes from raw eggs drank first thing in the morning

Have you seen Egg-Man? He's huge

by Mr.Dawg420 April 28, 2020

Goose Egg

When you pop one of your balls out of the side of your pants.

Ayo my homie Errol just popped a Goose Egg

by LINATHEMILF November 23, 2021