Beef Burrito

The sexual act in which one man with a silicone enlarged penis has his penis filled with the soft feces of a female or male lover using their fingers or any tool that can fit into an urethra. A beef taco is just a crispy chip shell with dead cow inside and various other ingredients to make it taste good.

Hey Stacey, I gave my boyfriend a rim job last night.

Well I gave him a beef burrito to spice things up.

by ImJustVeryRetarded July 25, 2016

burrito man

a fucking fat person who is like a burrito

Bryan: OI, did you see the teacher?
Nicholas: Yeah, he's a burrito man
Bryan: Damn right!

by Nzxke November 11, 2019

New Mexico Burrito

A sexual act involving 2 men, 1 circumcised, 1 uncircumcised.
The uncircumcised man covers the head of the circumcised man's penis tip to create something that looks like a burrito. They may wrap their penises in a tortilla to create an actual burrito.

Randy and Raphael pulled a New Mexico Burrito yesterday

by BronxZooNigga123 August 12, 2018

Sock Burrito

A sock filled with beans and/or other materials

Yo, you wanna make a sock burrito? I got a few tasty socks.

by Fat Chunky Moron VIII May 29, 2022

Truck burrito

Sucking dick in the car

“Hey want to go to my car for a truck burrito”

by MurphyWilde April 13, 2021

Burrito bison

most bestest gam everr

person 1: burrito bison? epic?
person 3 yes, lol epic

by Goydrascre January 31, 2022

Queef Burrito

Used to greet friends or as an insult

“What’s up queef burrito”

“What did you just call me”

by Abc1234d August 11, 2023