slapping taint

When your mother in law walks in and catches your balls in the air slapping her daughters taint .

Or when you are pounding that ass and your balls are slapping against the taint

I walked in and caught my brother and his girlfriend slapping taint.

by DirtySouth305 May 7, 2018

Taint Time

(1)An oddly vague, completely spontaneous response occurring when an employee becomes overwhelmed by their fucktarded boss's stupidity.

(2) A last second warning that you're about to tea-bagged the forehead.

-possibly accompanied by super lame trumpet sound(s)

Boss: "Any volunteers to work 12

hours today ?"
Typical Employee: "Any volunteers to suck my dick today?"
Overwhelmed Employee: It's Taint Time, MUTHA FUCKA!!!"

Sees coworker about to check their watch: "Don't bother dumbass!!you already know what time it is!" "It's Taint:pm; Taint:15, Taint:fourty-five etc etc

by MarnieLee December 12, 2023

retro-taint

The various times that having normal body colors become normal and stylish again.

I really enjoyed the date last night. He did not have his eyebrows waxed or his toes french manicured. Very retro-taint.

by Blubby1999 May 27, 2010

tainted keitre

Nigga with big dick

That nigga is a tainted keitre

by The Tainted Keitre July 28, 2018

taint snake

"taint snake" a buddy that will not get out of own way, lazy taint snake

"lets call Mike" no that fucker is a lazy taint snake

by spazfly June 17, 2019

Phoenician Taint Tickle

The act of lifting the dong up to the sky, whilst twiddling ur tallywhacker. During this, someone comes up with a goose feather and tickles your Taint. After this act is over, it is ceremonial to spread your sack over the woman's mouth and have her blow on it so it looks like a flying squirrel

She finally gave me the good ol' Phoenician Taint Tickle last night. It felt amazing!

by Phoenician Pug Bacon June 5, 2024

Taint-angle

The widely-varying geometric angle measured between a woman's vaginal opening and anus that effectively determines their perineum.

Damn, them girls in Asia have a big taint-angle; you can see their buttholes standing up!

by Duke3478 November 4, 2020