glass table

verb:

1) one-upping someone by buying a glass table and interrupting them in the middle of a story to talk about how shiny it is

2) a complicated ritual for one-upping someone during a threesome.

1) Anne: Hey, I just got a sweet deal on a brand new car! It's a...
Lynn: (interrupting) I just bought a brand new glass dining room table.
LATER
Anne: to friends Oh my God, Lynn totally glass tabled me.

2) Anne: So Lynn and my husband were totally leaving me out in the middle of a threesome, so I glass tabled her.
Joseph: You WHAT?!
Anne: Y'know, she had her eyes closed, ignoring me, so I sat on her face.

by Doug E Fresh Barcelona February 8, 2010

tablesauce

Otherwise known as "salt tablets," commonly used by athletes for rehydration. Highly discouraged by health fitness professionals.

"Mane, pass me the tablesauce! I'm feelin' a little dry, shorty!"

by Anonymous 17 February 9, 2006

Periodic table

Bullshit we don’t need to know to succeed in life unless we’re scientists

I got a 50% on the periodic table of elements because I don’t have time to study.

by AllFactsFromMe March 8, 2019

flip my table

Flipping a person over and fucking them to the ground

Flip my table: Table being flipped and sex.

by Bobby ticky February 22, 2018

tiblets

the holes put on shoes to allow the foot to breathe

Homie, my new shoes have over 10,000 tiblets!

by playa hata May 13, 2003

coffee table

a chicks ass booty

god damn son, it looks like sarah has really been working that coffe table this summer.

by clown buzon February 13, 2005

Row 5 Table 1

A dude with extreme hunchback who needs his walker to help him. This dude seriously walks in a L shape and is in desperate need of help.... SO DONATE GENEROUSLY!

He uses his bare hands to get the salad even though he should be using the freakin' tongs. He always has his stinkin' apple juice with this funky jar. Ice cream is his favorite too.

helllllllp this poor guy.. GET HIS BACK STRAIGHT!

by Peter has no dick April 13, 2005