Toyota

A reliable automaker, originating from Japan, which creates some of the most selling vehicles in the world.

Recently, though, it was the spotlight of the media when an old bastard claimed his Toyota had acceleration problems and made a big deal. He purposefully was stepping on the acceleration pedal instead of the break. His motivation was because he was in debt and wanted to keep his Prius.

Most Toyota's that are sold in the United States are now manufactured in the United States, unlike Ford, GM, or Chrysler where they are manufactured in Canada or Mexico. Even Volkswagen has auto plants in the United States now.

Toyota is not to be mistaken with Hyundai, a South Korean auto manufacturer.

by Otias June 29, 2011

Toyota

A vehicle manufacturer originally founded in Japan but has made a huge impact on the automotive industry in the United States of America. Often referred to as the God of all car companies because it just in fact is. Far more reliable than any American or European car on this planet. It is no surprise to see a Toyota with more than 500,000 miles on it and still running strong. And with models such as the Tacoma and the 4runner, it exceeds any off road capabilities of any euro trash. These 2 particular vehicles make Toyota vastly superior to any Jeep.

Smart Person: I just bought a new 4wd 4runner dude!

Moron: Well too bad it's not a jeep, my jeep is way better than that Japanese crap.

Smart Person: (takes out bazooka and blows jeep to pieces).

Moron: Thanks dude, I just didn't wanna have to admit that my jeep is a pathetic excuse for an offload vehicle and admit that your Toyota is the absolute best 4x4 on the planet. I now will go buy a new Tacoma!

by Godmadetoyota January 10, 2013

boyz toyz

Refering to typically male pursuits, and, more specifically, the equipment used in them.

fast cars, firearms, remote controlled cars/boats/planes, laptops, sports equipment

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

Toyota Suzuki Oshanowa

The last player to be eliminated from the Kamakazi's in the movie Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story.

"And there goes Toyota Suzuki Oshanowa - Eliminated!"
"There it is Cotton, oh! Right in his beak!"

by Merdizzle January 15, 2006

squishy toys

breasts,most commonly on females,but can be found on men unfortunately. they provide countless hours of entertainment and amusement throughout a mans life.

I want to motor boat those squishy toys.

by p-low July 22, 2010

TOYOTA

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O-One
Y-You
O-Ought
T-To
A-Avoid

Friend 1: Hey, I'm thinking of buying a car.
Friend 2: Really? Do you have a particular brand or model?
Friend 1: Yes a Toyota.
Friend 2: What?! You should avoid that brand all together. Remember the gas pedals?
Friend 1: Oh right, thanks bro, good looking out.
Friend 2: No prob.

by vprodigy March 11, 2010

Toyota Destruction

When the Toyota shit ass car company sells one car to someone they are putting 3 americans out of work. On the other hand Ford, GM, And Chrysler put americans back into work. Stupid Japanese Box on wheels.

Yo, I just bought a new Toyota Corolla! - Steve

Wow, I hate you for making americans lose their jobs due to Toyota Destruction - John

by Blademes April 26, 2007