Church-rat

A person who worships the Christian/Catholic faith to the point of practically living inside the church but at the same time not wanting to become a priest/nun.

Todd is such a Church-rat

by TheNightParade June 17, 2023

Pasting like Church

To spend your day pasting to get the perfect seal

I was Pasting like Church

by Metallic Man September 25, 2025

Churching

To be one with Duct Sealant

I was Churching all day at work.

by Metallic Man September 25, 2025

To Church

To Church is to find a hiding spot at work to smoke in

I really would like To Church right now

by Metallic Man September 25, 2025

Church flaps

A Christian women’s vagina

Hey love, can I see ya church flaps

by Jeckyb November 2, 2025

Church Satanic Roblox

Church Satanic Roblox was a com group on discord spamming of child pizza and animal abuse and was banned on October 27.

Church Satanic Roblox is wild.

by La Desca meh November 5, 2025

Church of Austini

The sacred weekly gathering dedicated to the one and only Austin.

The Church of Austini is a contemporary faith community formed around the collective admiration and recognition of Austin. Followers, known as Austinians, gather regularly to participate in scheduled “services” that include discussion, reflection, and acknowledgment of Austin’s actions, decisions, and general influence within the community.

I can’t meet later; it’s Sunday, and I have Church of Austini service.

by sssixtyseven November 5, 2025