slow thing

a person considered to be very stupid or says or does stupid things

"what are you doing now Ryann you slow thing"

by johnnymoe February 21, 2014

snapchat thing

when you have a thing with someone on snapchat but not irl

we only have a snapchat thing

by lobstr123 October 25, 2017

fidgety thing

Rubik's Cube

That Rubik's Cube is a great fidgety thing

by Xorthakh May 29, 2018

Jersey thing

The old tradition of calling someone muff cabbage or a different unknown word then blaming it on being from jersey.

Eric: what is a flopdoodle?
Kyle: it's a jersey thing...

by Jshebdbrjfjbsiahdbksb August 9, 2018

Pre-thing

“Pre-thing”, is the stage where each individual both know that they are wheeling but are too scared to admit they are a thing. (search thing in the bar above to find definition of thing) They are ideally together and shouldn’t cheat but also available to any other wanting the sex (search sex in the bar above to find meaning).

Are you guys a thing?
nah we are a Pre-thing, I don’t know if she wants to be legit yet
fairnuf bro

by cwayy August 27, 2018

Cuntish thing to say

A good example would be saying "I don't owe you anything." when there was no context implying the person (s) involved implied as such the implication is unwarranted.

For no reason that bitch said "I don't owe you shit" What a cuntish thing to say

by insanegod October 14, 2018

Thingy Thing

When you cant remember a name of any object or person so you call it a thingy thing

" Hey can you pass me the thingy thing that is red"

by Side Hoe69420 March 1, 2019