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Beef Tree

The cash crop most desired by fruit pickers, more specifically male genitalia, even more specifically: MY COCK!!

See Also: Fruit Pickers
Damn that metro kid was all up on my Beef Tree!!!! Fucking Fruit Pickers....
by Smash Brown March 24, 2005
mugGet the Beef Treemug.

Math for Trees

Do Multiplication tables scare you, Is Adding difficult, is Division too hard to spell...let alone perform? Then Math for Trees is for You! This is math for the <short bus> crew. Hey, maybe spelling is your strongpoint, if you can spell Algebra. Don't feel bad for taking Math for Trees, just don't hit your head again when you fall out of it. See <Falling out of Your Tree>.
I was dropped on my head when I was a child. I'm taking Math -101 in summer school. The Course is called Math for Trees.
by Prozic December 13, 2005
mugGet the Math for Treesmug.

Cedar tree

When a girl puts a dip in then spits in her hand and jerks you off.
Emily gave me the best cedar tree last night!!
by Papa2016 February 25, 2018
mugGet the Cedar treemug.

Christmas tree

A light-strewn tree used as part of an arcane ritual to summon the immortal creature known as Santa.
If you cut down a Christmas tree Team Trees AND Santa will come for you.
by Mr.Illumanti January 6, 2020
mugGet the Christmas treemug.

truffula tree

The most dyslexic person you’ll ever meet in your entire life. They are stupid and can also be called dyslexic or water buffalos
Ethan looks like a Truffula Tree
by Welpood February 13, 2019
mugGet the truffula treemug.

tree hoe

It's some one who hugs so many trees that she/he ends up saying that trees are "trendy" and "hawt as fudge" even if they end up falling over onto your corpse because we're all dead inside~
by Jesus Is A Sin August 27, 2018
mugGet the tree hoemug.

Juicy Tree

Where the shaft of the penis is tied by rubberband and paper clipped to a white shirt. So that the shaft is separated from the sack, making the illusion of a tree shape. Since the sack is full of semen the term "Juicy" applies as the male is ready for action.
Wife: I came home from work and my husband was waiting for me in full juicy tree. I was immediately wet.
by hcore1988 January 2, 2017
mugGet the Juicy Treemug.

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