Carolina Swamp Donkey

During coitus; the act of removing the penis from the vaginal cavity once it has become sufficiently lubricated; the female partner will then "lip" the male's penis by the foreskin much like "lipping" a large fish. She will then proceed to take a selfie of her lipping said penis to commemorate her "catch of the day".
Her profile said she was an avid angler, so I said she'd have to show me a thing or two sometime. That night, we were knockin' boots when she pushed me off and showed me the ol' Carolina Swamp Donkey.
by PP Chartreuse March 11, 2021
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Secret Swamp Thing

Secret Swamp Thing (noun) -- mistress, rollaway bed, fuck buddy
Joey married Alicia. If Alicia ever found out about Joey's "Secret Swamp Thing", what's her name, Holy Alicia!! There'd be hell to pay.
by TammyTime1991 January 03, 2010
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Refill the Swamp Stapler

To stimulate or manipulate genitalia, usually male, usually of the self, especially to orgasm; sexual self-gratification.
Skippy: "Boy, you're crabby today."
Dale: "Sorry, maybe I should go refill the swamp stapler."
by Ed the Trell January 06, 2019
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Purple swamp hen

When a male puts multiple elastic bands around he's love muscle causing it to go purple before inserting it into there partners balloon knot whilst irrigation water is leaking out.
Got Karen with the old purple swamp hen other day when she trying out a home colon cleanse kit.
by Wood in stink tounge in pink September 09, 2022
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daddy swamp hole

Just the name of a guy who is on my phone.
by 123BlondeBombshell December 26, 2017
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swiss swamp sock

A Swiss Swamp Sock is when you jizz in someone's shoes and then they put their foot in and their sock gets soggy. Could be used for a revenge or just a practical joke.
"The bitch dumped me so i gave her the good old Swiss swamp sock."
by JITE MUFFIN February 25, 2010
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swamp donkey smackdown

A female sporting event, usually, held on Saturday nights (to be announced) at a variety of locations (typically bars and night clubs). Although, most picture an over-weight foul smelling predator of a female; these Swamp Donkeys are not your typical breed. These are a whole new breed of Swamp Donkey. Our Swamp Donks' are smokin' hot women which any, potential, Swamp Wrangler would gladly have prey upon them.
Objective of the sport: Three separate matches involving two !!!HOT!!! chicks, minimally dressed, wading through the swamp (inflatable 6'X6' ring filled with a variety of liquid-like substances such as gelatin, pudding, oil, ect.) in search of three carrots ( clear, flat, acrylic carrot shaped items). Each match consists of three, three minute rounds in which, the donkeys must find at least one carrot per round. At the end of each round, the Donkey in possession of the carrot will win that round. But in order to be declared the winner, one Donkey must acquire three carrots. A fourth round is to be added if, necessary, to break a tied match.

The event wraps up with a Swamp Wrangler match which includes one lucky spectator from the audience to get down with all six Donkeys in the Swamp.

So, if you'd like to be the next Swamp Wrangler, check your local bars and night clubs for the next Saturday Nite Swamp Donkey Smackdown.
I got smacked at the Swamp Donkey Smackdown and liked it.
by heather in the 760 June 01, 2010
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