A type of swamp ass attained at work by somebody afflicted with hemorrhoids, after taking a shit (induced by eating hot sausage @ a local carnival) first thing in the morning then working all day in direct sunlight on an 85 degree day, one usually gets diaper rash following this type of swamp ass if not treated right away.
Greg: "What's that smell & why you walkin' so funny?"
Tim: "I got that shitty swamp ass going on today bro my wife is gonna be pissed when I throw these clothes in the hamper!"
Greg: "You need some man-pons my friend.."
Tim: "I got that shitty swamp ass going on today bro my wife is gonna be pissed when I throw these clothes in the hamper!"
Greg: "You need some man-pons my friend.."
by CADAVER1986 August 21, 2011
Get the Shitty Swamp Assmug. by 123BlondeBombshell December 25, 2017
Get the daddy swamp holemug. by 3rd gen July 9, 2021
Get the Swamp monster pussymug. During coitus; the act of removing the penis from the vaginal cavity once it has become sufficiently lubricated; the female partner will then "lip" the male's penis by the foreskin much like "lipping" a large fish. She will then proceed to take a selfie of her lipping said penis to commemorate her "catch of the day".
Her profile said she was an avid angler, so I said she'd have to show me a thing or two sometime. That night, we were knockin' boots when she pushed me off and showed me the ol' Carolina Swamp Donkey.
by PP Chartreuse March 11, 2021
Get the Carolina Swamp Donkeymug. 1: when you fill one of your partner’s holes with gravy and then stick your penis in it.
2: a state of happiness or fulfillment, usually expressed by southern gentlemen.
2: a state of happiness or fulfillment, usually expressed by southern gentlemen.
by Hot Garbage 360 December 31, 2020
Get the Biscuit in a Gravy swampmug. A meter rating a swamp donkey on a 1-10 scale. Relates to the 1-10 scale of the hottness meter but rates how ugly/fat these girls really are. 1 being the least ugly/fat 10 being the most ugly/fat. A 1 on the swamp donkage meter is not to be confused with a 1 on a hottness meter, as a swamp donkey is much much worse.
by PoopyyHead June 25, 2009
Get the swamp donkage metermug. A female sporting event, usually, held on Saturday nights (to be announced) at a variety of locations (typically bars and night clubs). Although, most picture an over-weight foul smelling predator of a female; these Swamp Donkeys are not your typical breed. These are a whole new breed of Swamp Donkey. Our Swamp Donks' are smokin' hot women which any, potential, Swamp Wrangler would gladly have prey upon them.
Objective of the sport: Three separate matches involving two !!!HOT!!! chicks, minimally dressed, wading through the swamp (inflatable 6'X6' ring filled with a variety of liquid-like substances such as gelatin, pudding, oil, ect.) in search of three carrots ( clear, flat, acrylic carrot shaped items). Each match consists of three, three minute rounds in which, the donkeys must find at least one carrot per round. At the end of each round, the Donkey in possession of the carrot will win that round. But in order to be declared the winner, one Donkey must acquire three carrots. A fourth round is to be added if, necessary, to break a tied match.
The event wraps up with a Swamp Wrangler match which includes one lucky spectator from the audience to get down with all six Donkeys in the Swamp.
So, if you'd like to be the next Swamp Wrangler, check your local bars and night clubs for the next Saturday Nite Swamp Donkey Smackdown.
Objective of the sport: Three separate matches involving two !!!HOT!!! chicks, minimally dressed, wading through the swamp (inflatable 6'X6' ring filled with a variety of liquid-like substances such as gelatin, pudding, oil, ect.) in search of three carrots ( clear, flat, acrylic carrot shaped items). Each match consists of three, three minute rounds in which, the donkeys must find at least one carrot per round. At the end of each round, the Donkey in possession of the carrot will win that round. But in order to be declared the winner, one Donkey must acquire three carrots. A fourth round is to be added if, necessary, to break a tied match.
The event wraps up with a Swamp Wrangler match which includes one lucky spectator from the audience to get down with all six Donkeys in the Swamp.
So, if you'd like to be the next Swamp Wrangler, check your local bars and night clubs for the next Saturday Nite Swamp Donkey Smackdown.
by heather in the 760 June 1, 2010
Get the swamp donkey smackdownmug.