Bidet tears

Bidet tears: when someone's tears are so pathetic you want to wipe your ass with them.

I wish my ex would stop trying to guilt me into a mercy fuck with his bidet tears.

by anonymous January 23, 2022

shedding beer tears

When you cry over everything after a few drinks.

When she saw Brian hooking up with her best friend, Simran started shedding beer tears of pity for her friend.

by Eklavya May 25, 2021

Tearing Tired

When you're really sad and you cry yourself to sleep.

I was so sad last night that I was tearing tired.

by BallingHardxo October 18, 2012

Faggot tears

Kinda like male tears but it's the cum of a faggot.

I drink faggot tears

by MFWANG October 21, 2019

Foot Tear

The act of walking around a pre-determined residential area, consuming alcohol and causing mayhem and destruction, usually with fireworks.

"Lets go for a foot tear and fuck shit up"

by KSISS April 15, 2010

Sally tearing

The production of significant tears produced during excessive and boisterous laughter

That movie was funny! Couldn't stop Sally tearing bro.

by Silster August 26, 2023

Architect's Tears

Although commonly confused, this is very different than male tears.
Architect's Tears is another word for any drink that you might put into a mug.

Ah, I could really use a good mug of Architect's Tears right now

by hipppolipppo September 8, 2022