Static head

Receiving a blowjob/tongue whilst not moving.

Hey babes, fancy giving me some static head?

by Adrian Boniecki January 23, 2018

Statisticated

When someone owns you with some statistics

'get statisticated mate'

by wavey76 March 2, 2018

stationary products

Pens/pencils/erasers, notebooks, rulers, compasses, etc --- writing/drawing accessories that heartless grownups make poor little kiddies miserably sit in one place and use instead of letting them go outside to play.

What a farce --- all these self-righteous adults whining about modern-day children's preferring to watch TV and use their computers/cell-phones instead of doing outdoor activities, and yet when those very same youngsters **specifically ask to go outside**, those same snooty grownups heartlessly shake their heads and say, "No, you hafta stay here and finish your lessons!" Plus they balk at buying the youngsters nice outdoor-0activities equipment like skateboards or basketball-hoops, yet they always seem to manage the cash for stationary products to use in their boring schoolwork! It's just a big conspiracy to keep children "quiet and manageable"!

by QuacksO June 12, 2018

station patrol

When you walk up and down the station uncomfortable bacause your bus/train takes to long to arrive.

fuck this train is slow, better start a station patrol!

by YOURaverageBOI October 12, 2018

statism

the rising pride in devotion in one's state

Wow! Those Texans have a big sense of statism.

by MrBolas November 1, 2018

Static

Static. If someone is staring at you you would look and say/yell STATIC

Creepy guy: *stares*
You:STATIC

your friend:what a weirdo

by Itx_.tae December 30, 2018

Stationery

Paper-thin rubber.

"I'll pick up the stationery; you get the wine."

by StarvingWolfman March 20, 2019