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Steven Universe

A show about gay crystals and some kid with a rock shoved inside of him
Person 1 - "Hey have you seen Steven Universe? It's so cool!"

Person 2 - "Never speak to me again."
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Steven

Steven is the door knob in every friend group. He is the person to cry when getting caught by the cops. He is also the type of person to go play crossing guard with the fucking train and yell stop. He most likely practices kissing for his nonexistent girlfriend on his mom.He always tries to start shit but when faced to fight the person he pussies out at the last time. Most likely foxes dog at 3 AM. Steven makes car e He always tries to start shit but when faced to fight the person he pussies out at the last time. Most likely fucks his dog at 3 AM. He is most likely that cringy ASS highschooler who makes car edits for his Acura car. He crashes his car harder than fucking 911bASS highschooler who makes car edits for his Acura car. He crashes his car harder than fucking 9/11.
Eww look it’s the fucking doorknob Steven coming down the hill. “ hey Steven don’t fall over your own ass!!”
by Bs.gerp January 30, 2020
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kirk stevens

Used as a sydo name by fools who are often deluded, not to be confused with the real Mr Kirk Stevens who is an innocent victim of these impersonaters & an amazing, talented, all round great guy.

These impersonaters are sexual deviants with a liking for toe jobs but often taking whatever they can get, they should be observed from safe distances
Be careful he's a kirk stevens
by Hank Johnson October 18, 2017
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steven

A funny and humorous guy who cares for any girlfriend he gets but can be very anti-social around in public. a guy named steven usually has a big cock and knows how to use it ;) stevens act quiet even around their loved ones and friends but deep down theyd love to be more social and interact with you. if you see a steven like this, MARRY HIM, i would.
that guy is sexy
oh its just steven
by gracin wright November 23, 2021
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aaron mitchell stevens

a fat man who is a roller and is a manipulative man whore
that guy is so fat

yea that’s aaron mitchell stevens
by hahafuckyou123 December 21, 2019
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Steven

A super cool and friendly guy who will sometimes be dry. He's extremely nice and someone who you can trust. He's trilingual and bisexual usually with a 12.5 inch dick. He's also the world's best boyfriend.
Eva: wow! Did you see steven last night!
Felix: yes I did and he is going to be your father soon!
by Totallynotfelixxx January 1, 2023
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Steven

Steven is one of the kindest amd hottest people you’ll meet, although they can get angry at times, they are always there and always have a big dick to please with ;)
Jenna: OMG It’s STEVEN 😍
by whentheseadrawsneae November 25, 2021
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