When your jerking off and before blowing your load everywhere call for your mum/dad and before they see what your doing you nut on them. It’s better if you aim for the eye.
by Bigppman69 February 29, 2020
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While it is used widely used nowadays and I fully agree that most people know a spide when they see one, everyone except a spide that is - it was because so many low -lifes at the time,had spiders web tattoos on their elbows. As simple as that. We used to do Spiderman hisses at them with our hands out and they didn't have a clue what we were doing.
Many of those tattooed fuckwits are royalty compared to the scum of today. If fact I have a pint with quite a few of them. Most didn't know if they were Mods, Skins or Punks but at least the music was good and memorable ,unlike today.
While it is used widely used nowadays and I fully agree that most people know a spide when they see one, everyone except a spide that is - it was because so many low -lifes at the time,had spiders web tattoos on their elbows. As simple as that. We used to do Spiderman hisses at them with our hands out and they didn't have a clue what we were doing.
Many of those tattooed fuckwits are royalty compared to the scum of today. If fact I have a pint with quite a few of them. Most didn't know if they were Mods, Skins or Punks but at least the music was good and memorable ,unlike today.
Yet man Johnny is a spidey wee cunt with that beard and those rats especially the fuckin clock. What the fuck are those clocks about?
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When you cum in the ass and after you pull out they blow fart the cum back on you sticking to whatever it lands on first.
by Mind Ninja 14 August 4, 2020
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Justin was dealt both jokers, Ace and deuce of spades, King queen and Jack of spades. But still put on a big show of how "close" that hand was and how he had to play it just right in order to get their 10 books, thus demonstrating his intense spades privilige.
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