Royal Fart

Doing a fart whilst sitting on the toilet.

"I thought I needed to do a dump, but instead i just did a fart" "Man you've just done a royal fart!"

by cuntboy327 February 26, 2015

Royally Wasted

Getting drunk as fuck in the hills of Scranton

I'm so royally wasted that I'll be praying to the porcelain

by scrantonsquirrels December 1, 2015

Royal Trifecta

The triad of Black female greatness: Beyonce, Rihanna, and Nicki Minaj. When all three are together, they are the ultimate image of the "ideal Black woman" that possesses "the essentials:" brains, feminist morals, sex appeal, and self-created success

"I just love the Royal Trifecta. Listening to them together or separately get me fired up and empowered"

by ccierra May 22, 2016

Royal Jester

One who is first and foremost a silly bitch. This person may also refer to themselves as Bane and is a habitual shit talker. Indecisiveness is a trait among many Royal Jesters often finding difficulty choosing a car build. These people are found to bring great enjoyment to others with the tall tales they speak about and wishful thinking that encompasses their mind.

The Silly Bitch forum wouldn't be very entertaining without the Royal Jester .

by Juggernat October 12, 2016

royal pudding

When you freeze poop put it in a blender and then eat it

He had royal pudding for breakfast

by Jackson Looney March 6, 2017

Royal Purple

The best color. Good for leadership posters.

Did you hear that Peyton used light purple for the poster? Yeah, so lame. Royal purple is bettet.

by Courtney Aranyos April 6, 2017

royal english breakfast

Waking your girl up to a hearty, quality breakfast with some eggs and sausage because shes a woman who deserves respect. Hah just kidding, its putting your dick between two english muffins, just how the queen would like it.

Damn, I gave Becky quite the Royal English Breakfast this morning. She liked that i added gooch butter for taste.

by Eeeeeeeen May 27, 2017