damn, my girl really gave me the
double tongue spreading cheeks roast beef sucking titty fucking ham flapping carpet munching labia vacuum seal 4000
last night!
double tongue spreading cheeks roast beef sucking titty fucking ham flapping carpet munching labia vacuum seal 4000
last night!
by beeflover42069 December 12, 2023

Bob: Hey John are you going to the roast I’m having this weekend
John: Yea sure what meat do you want me to take
Bob: Maybe some ribs and pork but don’t invite vegans because this is just meat and beer
John: Ok good idea Bob
John: Yea sure what meat do you want me to take
Bob: Maybe some ribs and pork but don’t invite vegans because this is just meat and beer
John: Ok good idea Bob
by proxdy September 14, 2019

Jon: hey how was it going down on her man?
Leo: man it was like the dream Meat flap roast beef deluxe sandwich! So good!
Leo: man it was like the dream Meat flap roast beef deluxe sandwich! So good!
by TheRealBootylicious December 2, 2023

Jim, why are you walking funny?
Jim: I hooked up with that new girl last night. I ended up fire roasting the bitch all night long, now my dick is raw!!!
Jim: I hooked up with that new girl last night. I ended up fire roasting the bitch all night long, now my dick is raw!!!
by Hootie79 June 15, 2018

1. When you tell someone off, cuss someone out, and/or set someone straight for their toxic behavior.
2. To not back down when you think you're right.
3. When someone is just not having it.
2. To not back down when you think you're right.
3. When someone is just not having it.
1. John is on Facetime with his merchant roasting garlic over a bad shipment.
2. If anyone wants smoke, come on, I'm roasting garlic.
3. We're roasting garlic for any bullshit that they come with.
2. If anyone wants smoke, come on, I'm roasting garlic.
3. We're roasting garlic for any bullshit that they come with.
by 1dafo0l November 3, 2020

by Litt gurl May 31, 2017

Chronic roasting is a comeback that specializes in the art of sarcastic satire. In this case Person A will Ensue to dismiss any of Person B sarcasm by reverse humour. It is chronic due to the amount of effort and the persistence the Person A will go through just to make the comeback so forceful that Person B would assume to have an existential crisis.
"your bloodline is as weak as that fade, you done fucked up now"
"well fuck me sideways, didn't know we were going to talk about my appearance when you the side bitch in your relationship if you don't get your ass together I'll do some Chronic Roasting, That'll straighten you out"
"well fuck me sideways, didn't know we were going to talk about my appearance when you the side bitch in your relationship if you don't get your ass together I'll do some Chronic Roasting, That'll straighten you out"
by Ain't your damn Business April 7, 2018
