road rules

STupid reality tv show.

MTV shows road rules 2 kill time.

by Chaos Dragon July 15, 2003

road trip

Word used to discribe when a girl fingers a guy in the ass in order for the guy to have an errection.

"Sex with my girl is great except when she pulls that road trip move. That freaks me out."

by Anonymous November 4, 2003

road trip

using "herbs" while in a car

Dude were road trippin

by andrew January 4, 2004

Road Dawg

A man who is a roady for a homosexual band he will be passed around between band members like a piece of meat

Hey john are you still a road dawg for the ass pirates?

by BlunT IT! March 24, 2019

road map

When I shine a flashlight through my nut-sack, my viens look like the US highways.

Tourist: Where is the closest Starbuck's
Me: Here, come check out the road map, I;ll show you exactly where to take your yuppie, sycophant ass to.

by Jpac August 9, 2003

Road Chips

A humorous euphamism to refer to the unlikelyhood of highly portable chips. Road chips are a rare occurance due to the low portability factor of these crispy delicious snacks.I.e. "Sorry guys, I can't meet up, I just opened these chips."

"We're gonna get a move on, we better get some road chips."

"These road chips are perfect for our road trip."

by C.S.K. July 10, 2009

road bastard

any vehicle larger than originally intended. typically lifted trucks and suv's.

That road bastard must have had atleast an 8 inch lift and 40 inch tires.

by MyFordIsOne November 23, 2009