Reality

If you think you have a solid grasp on it; you haven't thought about it enough. Just ask a Dr.

Iam "Reality is disturbing man..."

Hym "Yeah, especially watching this guy quote and/or reference a self-proclaimed Satanist in a church (or whatever) and watching them love it! 'PRAISE HIM!! PRAAAAISE HIM!!' That shit is hardcore! I'd be hard as a rock after that shit!"

Iam "Stop...."

Hym "Nah I'm serious man that shit is actually frightening. And on a side-note, you don't have to take the apology but holy crap man I don't want you to kill yourself or something my guy. Damn! This is a once and I lifetime thing that's going on here you realize that right? I thought it was funny that the 'you probably don't want to be Jesus' sentiment resonated with you."

Iam "What is wrong with you!? He isn't serious. It's all just jokes. We're grateful that you even spent any amount time reading any of this."

Hym "Quit being a kiss-ass! But nah I'm not trying shit. I'd like my stuff though, please."

Iam *Sigh* "We're not living a normal existence over here. Expecting us to jump through a bunch of hoops just to earn a normal life back is not something I'm willing to indulge you in... Sorry..."

by Hym Iam May 11, 2022

reading news online

when you go on the internet and read the latest stuff thats happening in the world

"what are u doing?"
"reading news online"
"oh cool"

by innocent_person May 12, 2022

Reading

What you're doing right now

Me: Hey, you should stop reading. Go touch some grass instead.

by ansgarz5 May 13, 2022

reality-breaker

someone you hate very vividly to the point where they ruin your perspective of reality

"Screw you brick, you reality-breaker!" brick then replies to shaun "what."

by lauchfromdarkages May 27, 2022

Reading

You're doing it right now

If you can read this than you understand reading
If you can't read this than how are you reading this

by ispeelcorecttt June 6, 2022

Realness

A word which is part of gay slang that doesn't really have a meaning aside from saying that the thing that is referred to in the sentence "serves" or "slays".

This fit serving cunty realness.

by CrispyCelt June 9, 2022

Realness

A word which is part of gay slang with no fixed meaning and that doesn't really add to the sentence but which goes alongside words like "serve" or "cunty".

This fit is serving cunty realness, like it's slaying.

by CrispyCelt June 9, 2022