A really nasty girl who claims to take vertical fitness classes in attempts to mitigate the fact that she, in fact is a stripper ho. She will most likely say that her name is pronounced "Raquel" or something of the sorts and also probably talks about her sexual experiences during school hours. Also is not very good looking yet has a decent boyfriend and thinks that abstinence does not include anal penetration.
by Prankster22 June 10, 2011
Get the Rachel mug.A 22 year old virgin who still lives with her mom. Hobbies include posting selfies, colouring, bedazzling cell phone cases, and professing her undying love for other girls boyfriends. Once in her grasp, she'll force your boy to watch her play super Mario for hours on end, until he passes out from sheer boredom, or locks himself in her bathroom to send you picks of his D.
Beware of the "bff" Rachel...she'll steal your boy, bore him to death, and leave you to clean up his "mess" every night on his way home from her moms house. She's more of an inconvenience than a obstacle.
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Get the Rachael mug.a stingy yet somewhat intelligent girl, usually asian. They are usually found in high schools stealing or begging for food near large crowds of other asians.
1) Hey! that Rachel just stole my food!
2) A: Fuck...Where'd my Taco go?
B: Did you see Rachel anywhere?
A: Why?
B: What's that hotsauce doing all over her face?
A: Oh shit.
3) Do not share food with Rachel. BEWARE: SWINE FLU.
2) A: Fuck...Where'd my Taco go?
B: Did you see Rachel anywhere?
A: Why?
B: What's that hotsauce doing all over her face?
A: Oh shit.
3) Do not share food with Rachel. BEWARE: SWINE FLU.
by Rosales Harvey April 29, 2009
Get the Rachel mug.two informal names for polar opposites.
Rachael refers to the frivalrous dewgong swimming around the ocean waters yielding a fascination for hispanic guys, yet is oblivious of man's capabilities of using boats to run over their bodies or harpoons to obtain hides; usually eccentric souls who sing really high pitched and will take an eternity to prevent from talking nonsense.
John, on the other hand, refers to the polite, ethical 'white boy' that every conservative parent yearns their daughter to date; he will criticize in every way possible spurting out your flaws and will persist in doing so; sometimes is oblivious to the fun of drinking and marijuana, but hey you can't convince everyone.
and there you have it: opposites
Rachael refers to the frivalrous dewgong swimming around the ocean waters yielding a fascination for hispanic guys, yet is oblivious of man's capabilities of using boats to run over their bodies or harpoons to obtain hides; usually eccentric souls who sing really high pitched and will take an eternity to prevent from talking nonsense.
John, on the other hand, refers to the polite, ethical 'white boy' that every conservative parent yearns their daughter to date; he will criticize in every way possible spurting out your flaws and will persist in doing so; sometimes is oblivious to the fun of drinking and marijuana, but hey you can't convince everyone.
and there you have it: opposites
Example of scenario between Rachael and John:
Rachael: *jumping up and down- "yay! hey john! have you heard of the B-52's?!!?"
John: "no, Racheal, in fact im not even highly interested in the sort-"
*puts on record
Rachael: *singing: "Woooh! You're living in your own Private Idaho..."
John: *sighs, "see, i knew we never should've let Jimmy Carter take the presidency
Rachael: *jumping up and down- "yay! hey john! have you heard of the B-52's?!!?"
John: "no, Racheal, in fact im not even highly interested in the sort-"
*puts on record
Rachael: *singing: "Woooh! You're living in your own Private Idaho..."
John: *sighs, "see, i knew we never should've let Jimmy Carter take the presidency
by Mc Lendawg October 20, 2008
Get the Rachael and John mug.She is a really rude person who is very clingy and once she becomes your friend she is hard to get rid of. She oftenly cheats off your work and she lies a lot strait to your face. She thinks everyone likes her but in all honesty no one likes her. She try's to copy your looks or how you do things in life to get people to like her. If you try to tell her something that she doesn't like she will start to be rude and act all bossy because she got mad at one little thing.
Never trust a Rachel al Belouchie. If you meet one don't be friends with her
Never trust a Rachel al Belouchie. If you meet one don't be friends with her
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