R.B.S, officially known as Random Boner Syndrom, is a disorder in which a male is prone to sporadic erections. This disorder is commonly found in teenage boys.
Boy 1: "What's the matter with Jeff? He left to go home..."
Boy 2: "He has an awful case of R.B.S..."
Boy 1: "Oh... This is the 4th time this month!"
Boy 2: "...You've been counting?"
Boy 1: *walks away*
Boy 2: "He has an awful case of R.B.S..."
Boy 1: "Oh... This is the 4th time this month!"
Boy 2: "...You've been counting?"
Boy 1: *walks away*
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Acronym for Drug Abuse Resistance Education. Pretty much a big waste of tax money and school hours spent by police officers telling 2-4th graders half truths and flat-out lies about drugs. Along with this, they use scare tactics and educational films about drug addicts (who by default MUST be rapists). It wasted my time, and as a highschooler, I know from experience that none of it really matters.
Me:Not to be one of those pothead dumbasses (I don't care if it's legal or not) but for the record, I would like to say that marijuana doesn't make you stupid, I'm an honor student, and I have a scholarship to a good art school too but I smoke fucking weed ALL THE TIME. Whoever said that they will live a better life than me because they don't get high is a dildo. Drugs have nothing to do with it unless you're a junkie. So have fun with your evangelism and your Purity rings.
Brainwashed Dumbass: OMFGZZZZ. MARIJUANA CAN KILL YOU IT LIEK MAKES UR BRAIN MELT && YOUR LUNGS GET LUNG CANCERRRRRZZZ. U NEED D.A.R.E. BEFORE U DYE OF POT OVERDOOOOOOSE.
Me: Did your mommy tuck you into bed with that story last night or was it on PBS?
Brainwashed Dumbass: OMFGZZZZ. MARIJUANA CAN KILL YOU IT LIEK MAKES UR BRAIN MELT && YOUR LUNGS GET LUNG CANCERRRRRZZZ. U NEED D.A.R.E. BEFORE U DYE OF POT OVERDOOOOOOSE.
Me: Did your mommy tuck you into bed with that story last night or was it on PBS?
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Computer Technician- What seems to be the problem with your system today?
Customer- My system wont turn on.
Computer- Technician- (looks carefully at the broken laptop and finds out that all of the circuit boards are fried) Uh oh.
Customer- What's the problem with my computer?
Computer Technician- I hate to break it to you but, your system is a B.B.R.
Customer- What does that mean?
Computer Technician- It means Broken Beyond Repair.
Customer- Ah, shit.
Computer Technician- What seems to be the problem with your system today?
Customer- My system wont turn on.
Computer- Technician- (looks carefully at the broken laptop and finds out that all of the circuit boards are fried) Uh oh.
Customer- What's the problem with my computer?
Computer Technician- I hate to break it to you but, your system is a B.B.R.
Customer- What does that mean?
Computer Technician- It means Broken Beyond Repair.
Customer- Ah, shit.
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Wilma in a fit of rage and anxiety screams for some sort of understanding between her and the man she is seeing, Freddy. "Freddy where is all of this heading? Are we together or are we dating other people? We need to talk!"
Freddy sighs..."Wilma are we having another D.T.R.?"
Freddy sighs..."Wilma are we having another D.T.R.?"
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