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french push

A trendy and alternative form of consuming coffee made popular by the ingenious Nate J.

French pushing:
1. Grind coffee ( the darker and more oily the coffee the better)

2. Put coffee in anus and pour boiling water in the anus( keep a 16/1 ratio as per ACA). Let sit for 5 minutes and keep anus in the air.

3. After the time is up- take an ordinary French press mesh filter and push coffee as far in the the colon as possible.
4. Enjoy
I was feeling pretty tired during my game of Warzone so I just did a French push. Now I I’m getting the dubs and the squirts.
by Chris chris the great. November 22, 2020
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Miracle Pussy

A term used to describe a person's vagina (aka coochie) that feels sensational
That miracle pussy was so good, I couldn't help but nut in it.
She got that miracle pussy tho.
You know Tracey with the ass? She got that miracle pussy too.
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j pussy z

A Blue Whale's Vagina is so big and deep that 5-6 Men can easily lay down in it, making it the World's next biggest pussy after JZ
Guy: You wanna play chess?
Other guy: No
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Printer Pussy

A mother who pops out out multiple children who look exactly the same
Kris Jenner has a printer pussy the way she popped them damn kids out.
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Pub push

Refers to scenarios where an attacking team in a multiplayer game is unable to push out the defending team up until the final moments of a round, where they decide to regroup and push all at once to try and complete their objective just before the round can end. Although pub pushes can be extremely effective, the attacking team will typically go back to being ineffective until it's time for the next pub push. The term comes from the game Team Fortress 2, where public multiplayer lobbies are referred to as "pubs", though it's also been applied to Overwatch, Battlefield, and other FPS games involving attack/defend modes.
Pub push mentality is stupid, why can't we just attack like that all the time? -random annoyed gamer
by soda drink January 3, 2023
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Check Pussy Light

Means Her Check Pussy Light Started Flashing 23 Dicks ago. And needs to go to the shop “AKA” (Doctor). And get that shit fixed. Just like a Check Engine light on a car would do. Because that Shit smells like Sushi bar dumpster that has been baking in the Arizona Sun for the last week.
Jenny K. Was telling me the other day that Ashley’s smells like her Check Pussy Light has been on 17 dicks ago when she sat next to her at the Bar.
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tag some puss

To engage in the act of coitus with a female.
Mike: Michelle is looking hot! I'm going to tag some puss!
by jpopie April 3, 2011
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