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puddlegluming

To sit in a full bathtub while the shower is also on. It's like sitting in a puddle in a summer thunderstorm, like a frog, marinating in your misery, possibly crying until you only have frog problems, like wrinkly webbed feet. Named after the pessimistic but slightly whimsical marshwiggle, Puddleglum, from the Chronicles of Narnia. Bring the rainfall experience to your bath.
"When I'm sad, I like to puddleglum. It's like crying in the shower but better."
"I spent an entire day puddlegluming after we broke up. I looked like a wet raisin."
"If I was a marshwiggle, I'd be puddlegluming too."
"Puddlegluming sounds fun."
by retrochrom August 28, 2025
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cuddle puddles

Cuddle Puddles are body flows from the sexual arousal of cuddling with your girlfriend/boyfriend/snag/wife/husband/snatch or whoever😂😂
They are literally within, on the tips of, or splashed in unseen places and perhaps the bedsheets. 😂
Mad cuddle puddles permeated from the heated bodies of Sally, Jesse, and Raphael as they touched teased and stroked one another in a sexy trio of threesome-foreplay. Bubble bubble bubble then splash splash splash!!

(**Everyone involved in the above scenario was 21 and over)*
by Treebonics June 9, 2018
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Anal puddlesmack

A word for the disabled and illiterate retards
by Reeeeeee xdddddd July 21, 2019
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Pussy Puddles

When your girl is constantly making puddles with her pussy
by Weakened ankles May 4, 2020
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dusty puddles

a dog...a godly dog, something about her, she looks like she is absolutely zooted out of her fucking mind but none the less she is, ✨beautiful
“hey mikayla scruffy is old as fuck will you ever get a new dog??”

“we have located her, she is getting dusty in a puddle, she is. dusty puddles”
by ifeelsafeinmybuckles October 21, 2020
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Producing puddles

Making a woman squirt with the wiggle of the tongue.
You aint a Rockstar if you arent producing puddles between the legs of every woman you meet..
by Rockstar/Cookie/Jr May 5, 2022
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usher puddles

When you and your partner are both butt ass naked having sex and the sweat from both of your bodies splashes together creating puddles for usher to swipe his foot through in one of his videos
We fucked so hard and got so sweaty making usher puddles
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