Beep Beep Potatoes 

That autistic cunt that hides under the stairs and has greasy hair. he runs around your school screaming and has a lot of side bitches that suck him off all the time.

Person 1: "Suck MAh DICK NIGGA HOHOHHOOH!!!"
Person 2: "Oh that must be Beep Beep Potatoes"

Beep Beep Potatoes by Johnny Sins Gaming February 17, 2019

Baby mashed potatoes 

When you chuck a baby or toddler into the highway and wait for the baby to become a bunch of mashed bits

I recently ate some good baby mashed potatoes at route 9

Baby mashed potatoes by jsqurriel November 21, 2019

shrimp TOP RAMEN ( missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast ) 

We almost made Watermelon Sugar becoming absolutely a blue text. Now IT'S TIME FOR GHETTO SPREAD!!!

shrimp TOP RAMEN ( missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast )

shrimp TOP RAMEN ( missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast ) by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 14, 2021

potato pro 

someone who is a profoessional at screwing potatoes.

look at the way he holds that potato, he is such a potato pro.

potato pro by scooter wilson June 19, 2010

Potatore 

A whore of potatoes; someone who orders and/or eats multiple varieties of potatoes in a single meal.

Jenny is such a potatore-she ordered fries, a baked potato, and hashbrown casserole.

Potatore by potatore123 October 22, 2010

Potato Tree 

1. A mythical tree with the magical ability to grow potatoes from it's branches.

2. A retarded argument

1. The legendary potato tree has evaded me for far too long, this time I shall find it!

2. "I read a book that potatoes grow on trees!" "Are you fuckin' stupid?"

Potato Tree by The Mysterious Hand March 28, 2011

Potato chip Licker 

when someone is basicly sad or upset and tries to ruin fun for everyone else.

Steve: You guys don't understand how it feels to be dumped
Shaun: Quit being a "Potato Chip Licker", and have a drink.

Potato chip Licker by Horsey and kitty November 7, 2011