A film with a storyline who’s only purpose is to facilitate the 'action'. Similar to porn where a story is only in place to give a reason for why the two (or more) people have been brought together to indulge in sex.
In general action porn revolves around a protagonist who uses a combination of insane firepower, kung fu, free-running, massive explosions, stunts and his own awesomeness in order to save the world in the most gratuitous way possible.
One of the best and most literal examples of action porn is the film “Shoot ‘Em Up” in which Clive Owen continues to have sex with his love interest whilst taking out a room of armed men.
Other major action porn tiles include Born to fight, District 13 and Ong Bak.
In general action porn revolves around a protagonist who uses a combination of insane firepower, kung fu, free-running, massive explosions, stunts and his own awesomeness in order to save the world in the most gratuitous way possible.
One of the best and most literal examples of action porn is the film “Shoot ‘Em Up” in which Clive Owen continues to have sex with his love interest whilst taking out a room of armed men.
Other major action porn tiles include Born to fight, District 13 and Ong Bak.
A says: How did he stop a nuke with his bare hands?
B says: You can't ask questions like that for a film like this. Its action porn it is not supposed to make sense it is supposed to be awesome.
B says: You can't ask questions like that for a film like this. Its action porn it is not supposed to make sense it is supposed to be awesome.
by gormanator5 May 31, 2009
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by Pierre2010 April 18, 2010
Get the Porn Residue mug.The summer of 1994 during which recent catholic high school grads watched numerous pornographic films together just for shits and giggles. This activity would usually take place in Lula and Nacho's family room after an Albertson's run for cookies or at Nicole's house over spinach dip.
Appropriate viewing options for summer of porn were soft-core and usually available on HBO or Skinemax. In the off-chance that something was rented it would need to be obtained from the dirty back room of the local mom and pop video store. This back room is generally haunted by degenerates highly offended at the giggling recent catholic high school grads.
Appropriate viewing options for summer of porn were soft-core and usually available on HBO or Skinemax. In the off-chance that something was rented it would need to be obtained from the dirty back room of the local mom and pop video store. This back room is generally haunted by degenerates highly offended at the giggling recent catholic high school grads.
"Hey Luli, since this is summer of porn are we watching Emmanuelle tonight?"
"No, I rented Carrie - Sex on Wheels, Yank My Doodle - It's A Dandy, and Edward Penis-Hands""
"Great! pass the cookies"
"No, I rented Carrie - Sex on Wheels, Yank My Doodle - It's A Dandy, and Edward Penis-Hands""
"Great! pass the cookies"
by topdrawer01 March 21, 2007
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Johnny: "Dude, why haven't you been online latley?"
Steve: "Porn Gremlins"
Johnny: "Ouch"
Steve: "Yeah, My computer is so slow and i get like 3000 pop ups of natural male enhancment a day."
Johnny: "What did I tell you about those sexbus websites."
Steve: "Porn Gremlins"
Johnny: "Ouch"
Steve: "Yeah, My computer is so slow and i get like 3000 pop ups of natural male enhancment a day."
Johnny: "What did I tell you about those sexbus websites."
by judodude64 January 11, 2009
Get the Porn Gremlins mug.Death porn is a slang term for the material found on the internet that is intended to gross out its viewers. All pictures/videos of dead bodies, horrible accidents, or blood and guts can all be classified as death porn. This includes almost all of the content of rotten.com, and the faces of death series of videos.
A death porn addict is somebody who looks through rotten.com or searches for 'faces of death' on Limewire.
A death porn addict is somebody who looks through rotten.com or searches for 'faces of death' on Limewire.
by sj0r May 23, 2006
Get the death porn mug.When what you think is a link to something you want to see actually directs you to a video of porn. Derived from Rick Rolling.
Damn, that movie trailer I wanted to see actually redirected me to "Big Ass Blonds 4". I just got Porn Rolled.
by You Just Got Porn Rolled December 24, 2009
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