pooned

a phrase used by the members of comedy trio ‘the lonely island’ to describe being mocked or shown up.

andy: jorm is being viciously pooned right now.

jorma: this isn’t that vicious of a pooning. ive been viciously pooned before.

by olive-Johnson December 27, 2017

Poon Chariot

Your friend drives you around in his car while you are performing sexual acts.

Thanks Tyler for the poon chariot.

by Nate from Utah April 22, 2015

poon platoon

a name given to a guy's group of side chicks.

He asked me to be friends with benefits.... more like "will you join my poon platoon?"

by swamarama11 August 1, 2016

poon

a name you can call someone that literally means any kind of insult

omg jessica you’re such a poon

by rad rachael March 2, 2019

poon squeeze

To cope a feel of your female partners underparts in a fondling sort of maneuver

(Verb. Poon squeezing)
Usually in a romantic setting

The only true way to experience a woman's complexity is through a truly masterful poon squeeze.

by Purt Cunning July 8, 2016

poon stamp

Stamping a male on the chest with a menstruating vagina as a sign of ownership.

My girlfriend poon stamped me last night.

by jessiecat March 13, 2011

Poon

nickname for anyone named vesper

“hey poon”
“who is poon?”
“you. you are poon.”

by anonymous December 18, 2021