Pookie

A person's lifelong best friend; the platonic love of their life; someone who gets a person in ways no one else ever has.

I love you so much, pookie--you're my person.

by krhayon April 18, 2025

Polievre

To blow a sure thing by being a cringy weirdo.

"That girl was totally into him until he Polievred it last night. What a loser."

by Emperor Zarkov April 29, 2025

Pookie

Someone who eats a lot of McDonalds and plays dinosaur games on the computer.

Look at that Pookie!

by AnonymousAnon1337 January 27, 2026

Pookiemon

The lil' future car jacker of America that is the result of Nugnug/Gerardo/Gavin shoot up the club.

Person 1: "Yo did you see Sophia?"
Person 2: "Nah bro, she be hiding after getting knocked up with pookiemon."

by SmallSam1999 May 12, 2025

Poogies

A word to use as an apology for when you're delayed because you have to poop.

Oops, I'm a bit delayed. Poogies!

by saltybixch May 17, 2025

Poodie

When you take a dump and your oodie is stuck under your butt and the poop gets stuck to the inside of the oodie and smudges all over your butt.

I went to the toilet in the morning and layed a poodie. It took ours to wash the poop out of the oodie.

by Hovnostein May 26, 2025

pooling

1. (verb) To scroll so long your brain seems to leak out through your ears and lay in a damp pool around you.

2. (noun) pooler

Tone is usually self-depricating or mildly derogatory.

1. Guys I'm pooling right now.
1. He's been pooling for hours...one of us should say something, right?
1. Stop pooling you need to lock-in!

2. He's actually such a pooler.

by Squid_girl2 June 3, 2025