Not penis cream

It really is Penis Cream

When my penis cream came in the mail it was in a plain brown box labled "NOT PENIS CREAM"

by lo December 22, 2003

Penis Battler

A warrior who weilds his penis like a sword

Lee Is a penis battler

by oop December 15, 2003

paris hilton

piece of bony meat to fuck or
frankensteins fiancee with makeup
or dirty byatch doing nothing but fucking all fuckin day, saying that two times two is two....wat da fck with her eyeskin?? - badly done plastic surgery...omg

our new teacher acts like paris hilton...
-yeah...she's a real slug...

by kajoj September 25, 2006

penis jockey

A person who knows how to ride a penis properly.

She rode him like a true penis jockey.

by 1/10 September 3, 2003

Penis Touch

When one man's erect penis touches another man's erect penis.

I'm bored dood! You wanna penis touch?

by The JoeyDrama May 21, 2011

Persian penis

If you are of middle eastern descent and you have a big ol dong, then you have a Persian penis.

Kristen: how was it guuurll?

Sophia: omgd he was hung like a horse, I shouldnt be surprised as he was Persian after all.

Kristen: er mer gerd I worship the Persian penis

by afkooni July 15, 2016

paris hilton

Synonym: Skeletor

Paris Hilton (Paris Hilltonn)-noun; rich and ugly chick otherwise known as skeletor because of her skinny complection.

Paris hilton is the new skeletor.

by SkeletorHater September 19, 2005