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Jake paul

The fucking cancer of youtube, the internet and society itself.
A 6 foot tall 7 year old with AIDS
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Doctor: sir im sorry to say this your son has cancer

Dad: how did this happen
Doctor: has your son been exposed to jake paul
Dad: yes
Doctor: well theres your answer
Dad: them ๐Ÿ…ฑastards
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paul jones

Paul was one of the apostles of Jesus.
Jones is a very common last name.
Put those two names together and you'll find a being that is not only kind but absolutely loving.

He'll never let you regret dating him and will always surprise you by treating you better than you think you deserve.
He drove you all the back to your hometown. He's such a nice guy, that paul jones.
by maybeyestapino January 9, 2017
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Paul McBain

A man who eats roast dinners everyday (but not a Friday) and who stalks 14 year old twitch streamers.
Thatโ€™s definitely a Paul Mcbain
by Paul mcbain May 26, 2021
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John Paul

John-Paul is a cute mexican dude with curly black hair, glasses and is highly awkward but one of the smartest people in class and very nice when you get to know him.
Theres john paul! What a cutie, wish i could be with him!
by St4rP0wer September 14, 2019
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paul newman

legend says that when he was in college to relieve stress
he would drink a case of beer, and then complete 100 pushups and a hundred situps all within four hours.
"lets do a paul newman this weekend"
by The Mayor of Lawtown August 28, 2006
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Logan Paul

A prick that will get knocked out by KSI on August 25!
Logan Paul will get knocked out on round 3
by Dillz7 August 19, 2018
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Hey Paul!

The term catchphrased by the movie american physco, when the main character yells "Hey Paul!" and kills another with an axe. (The character who did so is the meme known as "Dubs Guy" on /b/) Usually used to scare someone/ express that you'd want to kill someone else.
Example 1:

Guy 1 is randomly standing around
Guy 2 yells: Hey Paul!
Guy 1 jumps.

Example 2

Guy 1: Dude why the fuck did you do that?
Guy 2: i dunno lol
Guy 1: HEY PAUL!
by EDGAR ALLAN MOE February 22, 2011
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