Yoga pants wore by either:
1) Politically left leaning, very progressive men. These men are also prone to referring to their spouses or girlfriends as “partners” and listening to NPR.
2) Fraternity gods, likely to wear these pants as both a joke amongst the dudes or as a way to look more natural in a yoga class which they attend solely to stare at ass.
1) Politically left leaning, very progressive men. These men are also prone to referring to their spouses or girlfriends as “partners” and listening to NPR.
2) Fraternity gods, likely to wear these pants as both a joke amongst the dudes or as a way to look more natural in a yoga class which they attend solely to stare at ass.
“Check out Tom in his broga pants, he is so with the times.”
“Nah man, Tom just pledged sigma kappa. He’s just some douche trying to hit it off with a yoga chick.”
“Nah man, Tom just pledged sigma kappa. He’s just some douche trying to hit it off with a yoga chick.”
by Slim_peter December 20, 2019
Get the broga pantsmug. "I caught my pants purse in my zipper again"
"Why us my pants purse so twisted"
"Punch me in my pants purse again and ill punch your donut hole"
"Why us my pants purse so twisted"
"Punch me in my pants purse again and ill punch your donut hole"
by Alifeinchapters July 31, 2020
Get the Pants pursemug. In the same vein as Sad Pants, Angry Pants, Cranky Pants, et al. A person feeling & showing off their angst-ridden mood.
Benny told his friend on the phone, "I'm not up to going to the club tonight, really; Jennifer's been little miss Angsty-Pants since she lost her job last week."
by The Horn'd One August 18, 2011
Get the Angsty-Pantsmug. by lois hamper January 29, 2009
Get the aggy pantsmug. When your at a sleepover with the homies and you get uncomfortable in your pants so you all agree to take off your pants.
by friendlyleader November 9, 2019
Get the No pants timemug. crab: i want a home
person: im at a beach time to relaxe
crab: *climes in pants*
person: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa theres a crab in my dam pants
crab pants is when a crab is in your pants
person: im at a beach time to relaxe
crab: *climes in pants*
person: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa theres a crab in my dam pants
crab pants is when a crab is in your pants
by Crab cum person May 25, 2019
Get the crab pantsmug. A pair of pants or underpants that has been freshly pooped in or shows signs of past pooping mishaps.
by JoeyBomm January 26, 2021
Get the Crappy pantsmug.