Post Pump clarity

That feeling of utter disgust after you just
busted out your last set and it’s time to put all the plates away. It gets worse the stronger you get due to the extra plates you need to put away. You basically realize
that screaming “LIGHT WEIGHT BABY”and “YEAH BUDDY LIGHT WEIGHT” comes at a horrible cost and you think you’ll never do it again yet you still do.

Post Pump clarity really hit Dylan hard after a heavy squat session he realized he had to put 10 plates away by him self while barely being able to walk after doing an unholy set

by Bigdaddylifts November 19, 2022

grease pump

A typically Derogatory term used to define someone who is generally greasy in character and just in general.

I.e. always showing up late, constant mooching etc

What a Grease Pump!

by Yell-A-wolF February 3, 2023

One from the pump

To achieve a point of intoxication that if one were to consume another beverage, one would likely get alcohol poisoning and need to have his/her stomach pumped.

Being "one from the pump" can be characterized by blackouts, shitting one's undergarments, contracting an STD, and numerous bruises.

Rob:"Remember when you had a bath with Becky last night?"
Kev: "WTF! Becky is my cousin. You ain't serious?"
Rob: "Yeah man...you were like one from the pump."

by scoop88 December 6, 2009

the big pump

(Noun) The big pump is the guy who's the life of the party who can usually be found grilling steaks, drinking a 12 pack, building a fire, or ordering a round of whiskey for the boys.

Ex; The big pump is almost done grilling.

The big pump is almost done grilling.

by Hossdaddy70 June 21, 2015

Single handed pump action yogurt chucker

Example of the penis or the love length in slang when your having a penis names battle

She couldn't wait to get me home to play with my "single handed pump action yogurt chucker

by Few good men January 17, 2017

Panama City pump

When you're on vacation and you find a gym or something slightly heavy (beach chair, bag, cooler, natty pack) to get a quick pump before you hit the beach. Used to effectively moisten the ladies.

Hey bro I'm gonna go get a quick Panama City pump before we storm the beach like Normandy.

by Chris and Justin show July 14, 2017

Norwegian bike pump

When a man pulls on his foreskin, creating an air tight seal around someone’s bare asshole, then harvests the fart and replants it into someone’s mouth.

I was supposed to meet Tyler for a drink but he couldn’t make it. He thought ass-to-mouth was the worst bet he’d ever lost until Dylan introduced him to the Norwegian bike pump. Now his tires are flat, his ass is raw, and his breath smells like shit.

by I’m not Brandon June 12, 2018