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flyers priceless

The name of one of the largest current email chains in existence. Started and sent to a select few individuals as a Philadelphia Flyers take-off on the popular Visa "Priceless" campaign, the email has been kept alive by users submitting senseless messages containing items such as irrelevant pictures, obscure pop culture references and inside jokes. Frequently these emails are part of the Friday Flood
Core: Dude, flyers priceless is up to its 137th response
Al: Get me off the list
by RFGetz June 21, 2007
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Archimedes' Principle of Watermelons

Archimedes' Principle of watermelons states that any watermelon juice which is absorbed by a marshmallow will make the marshmallow heavier and wetter and better tasting.

Modernly made famous by Tom Willett in his tutorial on how to eat a Watermelon.
Bob:"Can you explain Archimedes' Principle of Watermelons to me, Tom Willett?"
Tom:"When you combine a marshmallow and watermelon, and you spoon it around in the juices of watermelon and then you take it out you will notice that the marshmallow has taken on some of the properties of the watermelon; it is more pinkish-redish in appearance, and wetter."
Bob:"Thanks! I finally understand it."
by TheWerepyreKing February 28, 2013
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Princess Syndrome

This is an attitude and behaviour pattern which is demonstrated by certain females. It’s usually the ones who are narcissistic and who have an overrated opinion of their own intelligence, sense of fashion, taste in music and so on. They are so self-centred and egotistical that they apparently believe that the world revolves around them, and the only purpose of males is to gratify their every wish; you know the sort, the Kim Kardashians and Nicole Scherzingers of this world, stupid and unpleasant. They can be any age from six to ninety-six and many of their demands are petty, ridiculous and self-serving, such as the toilet seat must always be left down. Noel Coward must have been thinking of them when he wrote ‘Certain women should be struck regularly, like gongs.’ (Private Lives 1930). See also Barbara Cartland.
“Did you hear that? Crazy bitch wants me to take her to the theatre, followed by a meal at the most expensive restaurant and don’t forget to bring a dozen red roses! I only met the retarded slapper yesterday.”
“Acute Princess Syndrome, run like fuck!”
by AKACroatalin August 26, 2016
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Asda Price

This is a method of wholesale shop lifting. It involves entering an open plan supermarket with a trolley, as if normal shopper, filling the trolley with four cases of beer, numerous bottles of fine wine and what ever grocery items one desires, then proceeding to walk clean out of the shop past the fruit and veg, bypassing all checkouts and neglecting to pay.
The group needs beer, i shall go and asda/tesco price it!

Today I asda/walmart priced my weekly shopping and also more booze than we could possibly drink!.....That was the biggest asda price I have ever done!
by Dr. Poppenstein May 28, 2006
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Tomboy Princess

A girl that can be girly and a tomboy at the same time. But she's more of a tomboy no matter how many skirts she owns. She only wears Hightops and Sneakers.
"Wow she's such a Tomboy Princess"
by EpicGalaxyluv September 25, 2015
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Princess

What you call your girlfriend because she is the best she can be and always treats you right and looks like an angel. She has a cute voice and a very innocent look. She may be used to getting what she wants but only because she deserves the absolute best. She might call you her king or prince.
by thetruth444 June 17, 2015
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Suburban Princess

The modern version of the idealized 1950's house wife (see: June Cleaver). She's a stay-at-home-mom that needs day care, and a maid to free her up for lunch dates with other Suburban Princesses, and afternoons pool side. She needs a high wage earning spouse to cover her cost since she is an expense rather than a contributor to the household. Unlike her 1950's predecessor she has no useful household skills; i.e. laundry, cooking, sewing. Typically the only thing she can make for dinner are reservations. If she encounters a single working mother and mentions how hard her life is she is most likely to be jerked bald and then beaten to death by said single working mother.
"Dude are you going to marry her?"
"No, I can't afford her. She wants to be a Suburban Princess."
by redhounddog July 9, 2005
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