dried pineapple

When a man's partner sucks his dick too far and gags. The partner proceeds to throw up into the man's ass, and eats out the barf with dried pineapple like one would eat salsa.

Patrick: Whats that shit around Hannah's mouth?
Adam: You didn't hear? She gave Nick a dried pineapple.

by Yo Fresh May 24, 2007

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Cutting a Pineapple

Making up a saying without telling your friends what it means and laughing to confuse them, when in reality, it doesn't actually mean anything at all.

Matt, do you know what cutting a pineapple is?

Have you ever cut a pineapple?
No, what does that mean?
<snicker>

by Shutupimgonnakillyou February 5, 2010

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eating pineapple

sticking your tongue in and out of a homosexual's belly button.

dude, are you eating pineapple?

yuh-huhhhh! he's yummy!

by whitegoldandie April 2, 2010

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The girl is upside down with her head hanging off the bed/couch and she is giving the boy a blowjob. When he cums she keeps it in her mouth and proceeds to spray it all over his body, hence the topping on the cake.

Boy1: dude, why are you all sticky?
Boy2: girlfriend tried something new, the upside down pineapple cake!
Boy1: you need to end that relationship asap.

by angelD2010 March 8, 2009

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Michigan pineapple burrito

When an awkward ginger performs a rusty trombone on a Mexican while they eat a burrito, and the burrito is causing the Mexican to perform a throne of lightning on the Hawaiian, who then eats pineapple. The Mexican then performs a dirty sanchez on all of the participants. (optional)

Hungover man 1: "What happened last night?"
Hungover man 2: "Dude.. I think we had a Michigan pineapple burrito.."

by 5 sandwich May 18, 2011

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