load of timber

To take a poop

I'll be right back I need to go drop a load of timber.

by chippers25 January 21, 2017

dusty loads

Whenever youve completely drained your balls all over the first two morally casual women that stopped by for a visit to pound town. number 3 knocks on the door expecting to leave bow-legged as well but your balls are on E and you got nothing in the tank. you spit onto their backside while pounding them out in the doggy style position making her think you just busted all over her back

I was three deep last night and was ready for bed when she stopped by so I just gave her the Dusty loads

by 11nemregnahtan11 August 3, 2024

man load

A whole weeks worth of laundry in one “Man Load.”

Man, that’s a man load of laundry!

by BigDickHemp January 14, 2018

toilet load

1. the result after eating an extremely large meal

2. something that is clearly untrue; a crock of shit

"Man, I just ate 5 burritos at Taco Bell. That's gonna be a toilet load."

"This guy told me he was going to pay me 10 dollars an hour, but he only gave me 7. This is nothing but a toilet load."
crock of shit
bullshit

by mindtank January 12, 2015

Front Load

A newer individual in Fort Eustis going through AIT classes who acts like a shitbag.

Wow that fucking front load is late to formation, he must be on publications.

by Kyshbs November 13, 2021

Primary Power Load

Means to load male sperm back into penile cavity with long pin or object

Im going to Primary power load the hell out of you

by Eansolo December 29, 2023

load transfer

A survival method for dire situations or just a good time where you go ass-to-ass with your survival partner or best mate and shit into their gigantic gaping asshole, which is on the brink of prolapse, to share body heat.

Did you do any of the load transfer homework last night?

No I couldn't get my asshole to relax enough.

by EngineeringPrinciples May 3, 2018