San Diego Chargers

THE BEST TEAM TO EVER PLAY IN THE NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE! Has theb best running back of all time in LaDainian Tomlinson!

Mommy, what is the best and worst team of all time?
Honey, the best team is the San Diego Chargers, and everyone knows the worst team is the Oakland Raiders!

by ShAdY July 26, 2004

San Diego Toupee

Taking a poop in your hand and slapping it on your spouses or whoever's head.

I've been holding out, till tonight when I give you a mondo San Diego Toupee
or
After i eat this chili dog I'll give that bald man a San Diego Toupee.

by Alan Woodward December 6, 2004

San Francisco Shiner

When a gay male punches a woman in the eye.

"Stop calling yourself my faghag, woman, or I'll give you a San Francisco Shiner!"

"Fiona didn't stop talking, so Anthony had to give her the San Francisco Shiner. That'll teach her!"

by AnthonyBSmith June 26, 2007

San Francisco Switcheroo

This is a sexual term referring to a particular sex act where a man receives a blow job from a woman, cums in her mouth, and then the woman (or could be a man) pretends to swallow, then turns to embrace her partner in a passionate kiss, thereby open-mouth kissing him with his own cum in her mouth. Hence, San Francisco Switcheroo (almost gay, not quite)

Man: You gonna swallow right?
Woman: Of course
Man: You better not pull a San Francisco Switcheroo on me cause I'm not okay with swallowing my own cum.

by kyrie calavera February 13, 2007

san francisco busboy

when playing any card game where you receive two cards, and those two cards consist of a queen and three of any suit.

I got a San Francisco busboy..... a Queen with a tre (tray).

by spanky January 27, 2004

San Diego Sidewinder

The San Diego Sidewinder (n) Is the act of randomly walking up to someone and kicking them in the testicals as hard as you can.

I just gave that retarded guy a mean San Diego Sidewinder.

by Clinton Kuykendall December 8, 2007

San Fernando Nightcap

The act of receiving oral sex while watching pornography.

Stacy wasn't ready for their date to be over, so she accepted Eric's offer of a San Fernando nightcap.

by arh_ October 4, 2011