Flab Job

A flab job is where a fat person will stimulate the penis using their sweaty flab to make the penis ejaculate. This is pretty much a hand job with fat peoples flab (Masturbation)
Tony - "That fat bird Big Betty gave me a sweaty flab job last night, it was banging!"
by Sinkliner April 18, 2018
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Bro-Job

Origin: Nolan Shaffer

Definition: A non homosexual act of oral sex between two straight bros.
“Hey Lincoln, my girlfriend is still in Iraq, could you be a real bro and give me a bro-job?”
by Hornywalter69 August 21, 2019
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Smith Job

When a bitch wants to give an Italian a hand job but instead she squeezes his dick.
Fuck bro, she gave me a smith job.
by Bobby1236 February 29, 2012
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job phishing

An internet phishing scam specifically targeted at job seekers. Fake jobs are posted on job boards where job seekers are only too interested to divulge personal information. This personal information is used for telemarketing, collecting personal passwords and in the most advanced schemes, identity theft.
The job posting on the internet seemed too good to be true and on further investigation, it turned out they were job phishing and I almost fell for it.
by zenofile April 22, 2009
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Panty Job

When a girl drapes her panties around your cock and rubs it up and down until you ejaculate.

I laid down in bed after stripping down to my briefs. She straddled me, pinned my wrists above my head, and smiled down at me mischievously. She looked so good in her black tank top and shorts. She let go, leaned over to her drawer, and pulled out a pair of pink, fuzzy handcuffs. *Click* *Click*. Before I knew it, both of my wrists were cuffed between the bars of the headboard right above my head.

I stared at her wide-eyed as she had completely caught me off guard, and turned me on so unexpectedly. She laughed at my reaction before getting off of me. She walked to the foot of the bed and reached underneath to pull out some soft nylon rope. She tied one ankle to each side of the bedpost and left me further immobilized.

She walked next to my side and pulled my briefs down to my thighs, revealing my fully erect cock. It twitched in anticipation of what she would do next. She removed her shorts, and then removed her panties, letting them dangle from her finger. She locked eyes with me and smirked. She leaned over, lowered her panties just above my cock, and then dropped them on to my cock, letting them drape around it.
I gasped at the warm and wet sensation of her panties enveloping my sensitive cock. My cock began twitching and throbbing in response to this sensitive pleasure. I gasped and my entire body shook as she grabbed my cock herself and used her other hand to fully stretch and wrap her panties around it. Her panties felt so tight, wet, and warm wrapped around my cock and I could already feel so much pressure building towards orgasm. She gripped my cock with her hand and began stroking me slowly with her parties. I moaned in pleasure as the warm pressure continued overwhelming me. The satin fabric felt so soft and tingled my cock with so many pleasurable sensations as she continued pumping it.

She then began gradually increasing her speed as she jerked me off. I kept moaning and moaning as I felt a powerful orgasm beginning to build up. She finally started pumping me with her panties as fast as she possibly could. The pressure was too much! I gasped as I came like crazy in her panties and hand with so much force. My wrists and feet shook against the handcuffs and rope that held me down. My entire body was twitching as she continued emptying all of my cum into her panties. Finally, the orgasm subsided, and she removed her now cum-soaked panties from my cock, tossing them aside. “I hope you enjoyed the panty job.” she said to me with a wink and a gentle smile.
by GirlsTyingUpGuys March 02, 2022
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Grant Job

Opposite of a barn job. You put applesauce on your privates and have an animal lick it off.
You: Hey Joe!! Where are you going?
Joe: I'm getting a grant job.
You: That's disgusting!!!
by LlihTter October 22, 2014
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Blanal job

The act of post anal where ur dick is black covered with shit then u make ur bitch suck the dick until the dick is visible again
John: my bitch gave me the best blanal job last night

Mom: kink shit
by Cuckshky buckshky October 17, 2019
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