Covfefe job

The act of ski-poling while sitting between Vladimir Putin and Mohammad Bin Salman while wearing a red bib that says “MAGA”

The only new employment opportunities the POTUS can create are covfefe jobs

by Dr.Smackly November 28, 2018

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Bobble Job

Bobblejob is a UK website where one can post and bid on small pieces of work. The name is based on the old "bob-a-job" principle, where a "bob" was the old coin known as a shilling.
A Bobble Job is an individual piece of work, such as cutting the grass or washing a car.

"I posted three Bobble Jobs today, one to get the fence mended, oe to get the drains cleaned and another to build a load of IKEA furniture I bought."

by Bobble Bob May 10, 2014

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Blanal job

The act of post anal where ur dick is black covered with shit then u make ur bitch suck the dick until the dick is visible again

John: my bitch gave me the best blanal job last night

Mom: kink shit

by Cuckshky buckshky October 17, 2019

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job phishing

An internet phishing scam specifically targeted at job seekers. Fake jobs are posted on job boards where job seekers are only too interested to divulge personal information. This personal information is used for telemarketing, collecting personal passwords and in the most advanced schemes, identity theft.

The job posting on the internet seemed too good to be true and on further investigation, it turned out they were job phishing and I almost fell for it.

by zenofile April 21, 2009

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job interview

a formal get-together between employer and employee to find out whether and to what extent the employee is willing to be exploited.

Huang: "i had a job interview yesterday. when the hr person asked about my life goals i said that i would love to spend an entire year or two with you in bed before getting ready to change the world"
Mindy: "hey! 🤗"

by Krkič December 9, 2019

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