A clit comforter is a slang term used in the Bay Area of California. It is the opposite of the term dick defender. Typically used for men who is in a relationship with a useless woman.
The man in this case becomes the provider and caretaker of the woman who has no respect or care for him or anyone else.
Just like a dick defender, the man keeps to woman around because she offers him affection or sex. The woman will use him for money, security, or for an excuse to experience the "housewife/stay at home wife" impression. She will abuse the man or manipulate him for her own purposes.
The man is desperate to remove the woman, so he will defend her in order to keep the relationship they have together. Another term for this is a clit keeper. Same as a dick defender or penis protector.
The man in this case becomes the provider and caretaker of the woman who has no respect or care for him or anyone else.
Just like a dick defender, the man keeps to woman around because she offers him affection or sex. The woman will use him for money, security, or for an excuse to experience the "housewife/stay at home wife" impression. She will abuse the man or manipulate him for her own purposes.
The man is desperate to remove the woman, so he will defend her in order to keep the relationship they have together. Another term for this is a clit keeper. Same as a dick defender or penis protector.
Son: Dad met this girl online and now she's moving in. She won't help around the house and shes eating all our food!
Daughter: I don't like her at all, she took my makeup without asking and she says dad will buy me new makeup. And he won't even listen to me!
Son: Dad is in denial, he won't see that she's just not a good woman for him.
Daughter: Dad is being a clit comforter.
Daughter: I don't like her at all, she took my makeup without asking and she says dad will buy me new makeup. And he won't even listen to me!
Son: Dad is in denial, he won't see that she's just not a good woman for him.
Daughter: Dad is being a clit comforter.
by CalifornianJunk November 29, 2022
Get the Clit Comfortermug. When a female is sexually disordered caused by The mindless/ subconscious State of Mind. Often due to the “poor me” or self pity level of depression and/or is currently in experiencing extreme “basic bitch” episodes.
Outward projection by denying others and herself pleasure due to low self esteem and/or body image dysmorphia..
Outward projection by denying others and herself pleasure due to low self esteem and/or body image dysmorphia..
No bro, that chick seems hopeless. Defefinity has that “clit recluse”vibe. I wouldn’t buy her a drink, if I were you.
by LaurLaurBoobz April 13, 2024
Get the Clit Reclusemug. The act of a lesbian, usually over 45, stalking a younger lesbian, 18-30, in the hopes of regaining her youth.
Godfuckingdamn, that nasty ass, leatherfaced dyke Deb is at it again! Why can't she stop clit vulturing and let me drink my shirley temple in peace!
Step off, clit vulture, this is my sour puss
That bitch is such a fucking clit vulture, she owns a whole fleet of U-HAUL trucks.
Step off, clit vulture, this is my sour puss
That bitch is such a fucking clit vulture, she owns a whole fleet of U-HAUL trucks.
by thefishbin August 31, 2011
Get the Clit Vulturemug. The point during sex were the women is about to orgasm, when she says "I'm cumming" the male pulls out his dick and beats the living shit out of her clit till her pussy litteraly exsploeds.
by Fucmehjerry November 8, 2017
Get the clit smashmug. by elle.dee November 26, 2021
Get the clitmug. Anything which causes your. Clit to shrivel up usually caused by some sort of interruption of a self pleasuring session
I was in. The women's locker room showers washing up since I'm the equipment girl for the women's volleyball team I thought I'd have the place to myself so I started lathering up
I was about to stick a shampoo bottle I
Up my pussy when coach kuntkraaken walked in on me! Talk about a
Clit eclipse!
I was about to stick a shampoo bottle I
Up my pussy when coach kuntkraaken walked in on me! Talk about a
Clit eclipse!
by 4realazitgits April 12, 2021
Get the Clit eclipsemug. It was extremely hot outside so he waited until the sun goes down. If it does it’ll be nighttime. He’s limp dicking the clit.
by WilksJohannes January 20, 2021
Get the Limp dicking the clitmug.