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under the table

1. A way to watch porn in class usually by people who sit in the back

2. A story to say while someones parents are walking by; the story goes like this, (There was a kid named Avi that got in trouble when the teacher caught him jerking off to intense lizard porn)
1. Want to sit together in class so we can do under the table.
2. That kid punched me for saying under the table.
by Mr. cream de la cream February 28, 2022
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Clean the Table

When you are about to get your ass eaten you do one last emergency wipe right beforehand to ensure you are clean for the ass consumer.
Matt: Did you clean the table?
Alex: Yes of course I did!
by Raven Kaulitz January 15, 2023
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legs under the table

An ancient italian phrase developed to confuse chinese adversaries in gastronomic battle, particularly when said by men to women.
CF: Lunch?

IM: What time were you guys thinking? Legs under the table?
CF: Huh?
by a18n October 10, 2020
mugGet the legs under the tablemug.

spitting the tables

(originated in sydney, australia) to abide by rules, guidelines, or societal expectations in a way that actually undermines them
person 1: my grandparents judge me for not acting christian enough
person 2: is that why you started going to church more often?
person 1: yeah, i go there everyday now. to pray that their investment properties will drop in value.
person 2: hahaha dude, that's spitting the tables too much
by cat-hahahhahaha October 22, 2023
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smoking table

a place where friends come together to engage in deep conversation over a cig. it also typically involves family time. this event happens especially often at simmons college.
Guys, family time at the smoking table in five!
by ax3, cx2, k, m, s January 25, 2009
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Cansas end table

A sofas end table made from recycled dresser drawers with legs vertically placed on sofa ends
by Cblu88 June 6, 2025
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noodle table

When you eat something off your partners back during sex.
Dude, I was short on time so I had to turn Ashley into a noodle table so I could eat.
by Thumper010 September 3, 2017
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